#994 – Inox

I hate putting on shoes that have been sitting in a closet for a few months. I’m always convinced there is a nest of spiders in there waiting to attack my foot. I need shoes that easily split in half so you can easily see how many spiders are inside. Maybe this is the real reason sandals and flip flops are popular. Clarity of spider inhabitation.

Also, if you were here yesterday, make sure to read yesterday’s comic again.

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17 thoughts on “#994 – Inox”

  1. Crimson_regret says:

    This could make the marching band show a bit better…

  2. Lich king says:

    Shoes splitting open to reveal an undetermined amount of spiders? Sounds absolutly terrfying.

  3. sco3tt says:

    Hey, no fair. I want a Swiss Army Sock too!

  4. i.half4 says:

    I thought I kept running out of spoons because of my poor dish-doing habits.

  5. baughbe says:

    That explains the uncomfortable feeling when I run.

  6. Andrew S. says:

    That’s why I keep a can of raid next to my shoe-rack. The skin is slowly melting off my feet, but it’s worth the assurance.

  7. no name says:

    Haha. Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, apparently… still shame on me. But not a third time!

  8. no name says:

    Well you’ve almost topped your ’09 April Fool’s comments, but not even close to ’08 yet.

  9. MaskedMan says:

    *Clank* Step *Clank* Step…

    😀

  10. Lunakrypt says:

    I agree with you wholeheartedly on the spider issue.

  11. reynard61 says:

    And here I thought ingrown toe-nails were painful…

  12. Niha says:

    You can use tongs to remove with paper towels any possible spider net.

  13. 84 says:

    you can get little hand held things to vacuum up bugs and stuff to be set outside unharmed.that might work for clearing out spiders.or at the very least,lint…

  14. Matthew says:

    You think THATS bad? i used to have to check my shoes for scorpions and snakes

  15. Lich king says:

    Unharmed? You would let the spider LIVE?! They have to be killed or else they’ll just get back in the shoe!

  16. Lurch says:

    mail ’em to me. I like spiders.
    And snakes

    They make a great garnish for the children

  17. Pyro says:

    ironically the only pair of shoes I’ve ever found a spider nest in were sandals.

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