#994 – Inox
Posted on April 2, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I hate putting on shoes that have been sitting in a closet for a few months. I’m always convinced there is a nest of spiders in there waiting to attack my foot. I need shoes that easily split in half so you can easily see how many spiders are inside. Maybe this is the real reason sandals and flip flops are popular. Clarity of spider inhabitation.
Also, if you were here yesterday, make sure to read yesterday’s comic again.
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This could make the marching band show a bit better…
Shoes splitting open to reveal an undetermined amount of spiders? Sounds absolutly terrfying.
Hey, no fair. I want a Swiss Army Sock too!
I thought I kept running out of spoons because of my poor dish-doing habits.
That explains the uncomfortable feeling when I run.
That’s why I keep a can of raid next to my shoe-rack. The skin is slowly melting off my feet, but it’s worth the assurance.
Haha. Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, apparently… still shame on me. But not a third time!
Well you’ve almost topped your ’09 April Fool’s comments, but not even close to ’08 yet.
*Clank* Step *Clank* Step…
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I agree with you wholeheartedly on the spider issue.
And here I thought ingrown toe-nails were painful…
You can use tongs to remove with paper towels any possible spider net.
you can get little hand held things to vacuum up bugs and stuff to be set outside unharmed.that might work for clearing out spiders.or at the very least,lint…
You think THATS bad? i used to have to check my shoes for scorpions and snakes
Unharmed? You would let the spider LIVE?! They have to be killed or else they’ll just get back in the shoe!
mail ’em to me. I like spiders.
And snakes
They make a great garnish for the children
ironically the only pair of shoes I’ve ever found a spider nest in were sandals.