#1114 – Beaming

Picture day at school was always fun but weird. My mom would make sure to put a specific shirt on me and comb my hair into unnatural neatness. The weird part was always the instructions from the photographer. “Turn your head to the left a bit… put this arm here… move this shoulder back… clench your left calf muscle… tilt your head 15 degrees to the right…”



35 thoughts on “#1114 – Beaming”

  1. Osa says:

    that is without a doubt the most disturbing thing I’ve seen

  2. El Richardo says:

    Oh. My. Gobfathers.

    You follow the cutest Biff comic ever with the most disturbing of all. Seriously… Why so serious? *shudder*

    …meh, thumbs-up anyway! Excellent work!

  3. The Dukenator says:

    @Chris At least, the photographer didn’t say: Now, put your hand in your pants.

    I hated picture day at school. Try having senior pictures done. Ooh fun.

  4. Lirren says:

    Oh dear lord. Creepy. Toothbiff is CREEPY *cue theme from Twilight Zone*

  5. Greyryder says:

    That is both horrifying, and hysterical.

    Well played, sir. Well played.

  6. soilent says:

    that smile. it makes me laugh!

  7. BDan says:

    That looks a lot like my picture the year that the photographer kept telling me to smile wider. Finally I got annoyed and put on my best death rictus… *click*. My parents stopped buying pictures from the school photographers after that.

  8. ZeoViolet says:

    *laughs till she cries*

    Disturbing, creepy, and so totally funny! Five thumbs up!

  9. r0b3rt says:

    Oh, holy cow. That scared the living bejeebers outta me.

  10. Baughbe says:

    Don’t make me defend my “Biggest smile” title. (actually the half title, I tied with another classmate)

    Hows this for creepy for picture day: Our grade school photographer would personally comb your hair again, before the picture. With the same comb for everyone. Now you know why I’m bald.

  11. Obsidia Black says:

    Oh dear God KILL IT!!! Kill it before it gets to the children!

    Seriously man, that’s just creepy.

  12. Cyndaquazy says:

    Ok, I really need to lay off the midnight snacking…

  13. KZero says:

    Oh man I’m glad Biff doesn’t normally look like that. So creepy.

  14. MaskedMan says:


    “Why Biff, what big teeth you have…”

    “The better to… Eat Your SOUL!”

  15. Caoryn says:


    Biff has combed his eyebrows!

  16. Wizard says:

    Am I the only one getting a Cenobite vibe here? I suppose that would explain Biff’s pale skin…

  17. grapy says:

    toothy biff is scarier than when i walked on a banister and fell off but luckily my sister placed cushions for me to fall on

  18. i.half4 says:

    Ditto all those with the creeps.

  19. i.half4 says:

    If you could combine yesterday’s invisible storyteller with today’s creepy grin, you might find yourself with a Cheshire Biff.

  20. Obsidia Black says:

    @ Wizard: Thanks for nothing, I spent 6 months refusing to even LOOK at a rubik’s cube when I was a kid thanks to those blasted movies and you just had to bring up Cenobites.

  21. YukiYukimura says:

    …this, i believe, if I have counted correctly, is the 3rd(?) time we have seen biffs teeth, with http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/ and the one with the dishwasher in it…
    …or is there more? i tried searching archives, but no luck… :C

  22. masteredwood says:

    teeth?…….. its creepy whats next… eyes?

  23. Chris says:

    @Yuki – 2nd, you don’t see his teeth in this one.

  24. Mister Disco says:

    Those are his grandmothers teeth because Biff doesn’t brush his teeth, right?

  25. Saber_Elf says:

    @Chris – I did not get this one at all until you said that.

  26. MaskedMan says:

    How totally perfect your avatar is for your post… 😀

  27. Eric says:

    oh god, I haven’t laughed that hard in ages. Thirty-two thumbs up, one for each fake tooth in that mouth of his.

  28. Chris says:

    5 points to Crimson_regret.

  29. Crimson_regret says:

    Hey hey, now we’re talking. Now what are these points redeemable for?

  30. Mister Disco says:

    Wait… did you just look through all of the comics to find those, or did you just remember them all?

  31. Crimson_regret says:

    I quicked through most of em in like an hour.

  32. Colin says:

    Biff looks freaky there, kinda like Jack Nicolson freaky

  33. DaemonThanatos says:

    hehehehe…I remember Picture Day…I was always nicely dressed for it, and my grin couldn’t have been any cheesier. 😀

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