#1114 – Beaming
Posted on September 17, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Picture day at school was always fun but weird. My mom would make sure to put a specific shirt on me and comb my hair into unnatural neatness. The weird part was always the instructions from the photographer. “Turn your head to the left a bit… put this arm here… move this shoulder back… clench your left calf muscle… tilt your head 15 degrees to the right…”
*click*
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that is without a doubt the most disturbing thing I’ve seen
Oh. My. Gobfathers.
You follow the cutest Biff comic ever with the most disturbing of all. Seriously… Why so serious? *shudder*
…meh, thumbs-up anyway! Excellent work!
@Chris At least, the photographer didn’t say: Now, put your hand in your pants.
I hated picture day at school. Try having senior pictures done. Ooh fun.
Oh dear lord. Creepy. Toothbiff is CREEPY *cue theme from Twilight Zone*
That is both horrifying, and hysterical.
Well played, sir. Well played.
that smile. it makes me laugh!
That looks a lot like my picture the year that the photographer kept telling me to smile wider. Finally I got annoyed and put on my best death rictus… *click*. My parents stopped buying pictures from the school photographers after that.
*laughs till she cries*
Disturbing, creepy, and so totally funny! Five thumbs up!
Oh, holy cow. That scared the living bejeebers outta me.
Don’t make me defend my “Biggest smile” title. (actually the half title, I tied with another classmate)
Hows this for creepy for picture day: Our grade school photographer would personally comb your hair again, before the picture. With the same comb for everyone. Now you know why I’m bald.
Oh dear God KILL IT!!! Kill it before it gets to the children!
Seriously man, that’s just creepy.
Ok, I really need to lay off the midnight snacking…
Oh man I’m glad Biff doesn’t normally look like that. So creepy.
:O
“Why Biff, what big teeth you have…”
“The better to… Eat Your SOUL!”
Zomg!
Biff has combed his eyebrows!
Am I the only one getting a Cenobite vibe here? I suppose that would explain Biff’s pale skin…
toothy biff is scarier than when i walked on a banister and fell off but luckily my sister placed cushions for me to fall on
Ditto all those with the creeps.
If you could combine yesterday’s invisible storyteller with today’s creepy grin, you might find yourself with a Cheshire Biff.
@ Wizard: Thanks for nothing, I spent 6 months refusing to even LOOK at a rubik’s cube when I was a kid thanks to those blasted movies and you just had to bring up Cenobites.
…this, i believe, if I have counted correctly, is the 3rd(?) time we have seen biffs teeth, with http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/ and the one with the dishwasher in it…
…or is there more? i tried searching archives, but no luck… :C
teeth?…….. its creepy whats next… eyes?
@Yuki – 2nd, you don’t see his teeth in this one.
Those are his grandmothers teeth because Biff doesn’t brush his teeth, right?
@Chris – I did not get this one at all until you said that.
AAAHH!!!
@Heatherface:
How totally perfect your avatar is for your post… 😀
oh god, I haven’t laughed that hard in ages. Thirty-two thumbs up, one for each fake tooth in that mouth of his.
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/03/02/710-prometheus/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/12/30/927-flavor/
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2010/02/25/968-scrubbed/
Even Chris is wrong about his own comic sometimes.
5 points to Crimson_regret.
Hey hey, now we’re talking. Now what are these points redeemable for?
Wait… did you just look through all of the comics to find those, or did you just remember them all?
I quicked through most of em in like an hour.
Biff looks freaky there, kinda like Jack Nicolson freaky
hehehehe…I remember Picture Day…I was always nicely dressed for it, and my grin couldn’t have been any cheesier. 😀