#977 – Slipped

For some reason the “World’s largest” food items seem to be on the news frequently. Whenever I see them I always have the same reaction. “That looks like it tastes horrible.” How can you possibly make a 200 pound hamburger and have it taste like anything more than a waste of everyone’s time.

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16 thoughts on “#977 – Slipped”

  1. i.half4 says:

    Biff is counting the ways to beat unemployment.

    One Misissipi…
    Two Misissipi…
    Three Misissippi… OK, so it doesn’t exactly rhyme.

  2. Tjovian says:

    When we were fairly young, my sister and I thought the wheels of roller blades were real blades. We used to pretend we were spies who would vanquish our foes by knocking them down then decapitating them with our imaginary roller blades. Yeah, we had violent imaginations.

  3. Heinrich says:

    yay precision skating 🙂

  4. Heinrich says:

    and/or oddly cut pizza, i suppose.

  5. Kasain says:

    yeah, that worlds largest ice-cream cake didn’t exactly look appetizing >_< however, a perfectly normal sized one is delicious ^_^ yay… and now i want one, crap

  6. Eltharrion says:

    Actually, I’ve tasted two different “world’s largest” foods. First was “largest subway-bread” made in Koskikeskus, Tampere, Finland (though I think they broke that record somewhere else allready). Okay, it had NO TASTE whatsoever. really, I could have just eaten some wood and everything would have been the same.

    Other was “world’s biggest black sausage”. And that tasted actually really good. Like normal black sausage. (oh, if you don’t know, black sausage is a finnish traditional food from western part. It’s like weener or sausage, but it’s made from animal stomack, bowels and other organs. It might sound disqusting to some people, but it’s good. IF you wanna see it, just write “mustamakkara” in your google pic search.)

  7. Kree says:

    If I were Biff I would have gone with a penny-farthing.

  8. The Dukenator says:

    I never worn any protection when roller blading/skating years back. Same when riding a bicycle.

    What’s next? Biff riding a bike into the lake?

  9. Limpurtikles says:

    People are starving all over the world, and we have enough resources to make 200 pound junkfood…

  10. baughbe says:

    One slip and he’s covered in melted cheese and hot tomato(e) sauce. Where do I apply?

  11. Kit-Kun says:

    …I love pizza! I would love to see the worlds biggest pizza!

  12. rysworld says:

    It is “pped” week!

    Look at the titles.

  13. Matt Lee says:

    @rysworld – Correction, it’s “ipped” week.

  14. rysworld says:

    @Matt Lee-

    I guess that does make more sense.

  15. YukiSnowflake says:

    is supposed to apear, or is it luck?
    http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/629/977lol.jpg

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