#781 – Code

It’s always a welcome sight when we get a surprise batch of bagels to pass around at work. My family never ate them so the first time I had a real one was when a co-worker bought one for me when I lived in Boston. This was supposed to be my “lunch”. I don’t like donuts and figured bagels were just the same but with less excitement. I was very wrong. I almost fell asleep at my desk from the amazingly dense food my body was trying to digest.

Also, The Book of Biff #4 preorder has begun! It’s on sale for a limited time! Order your copy in the store!


24 thoughts on “#781 – Code”

  1. Lich King says:

    im gonna say interseting ways to communicate around the office?
    tell me if im right. ahhh i see the chair of insanity is back nice oh yeah!

  2. C4Pottery says:

    I still want that chair. I’m not even sure what half of those things COULD do, but I want to find out.

  3. Inestical says:

    Alternative messaging week?

  4. Space Butler says:

    Pray there aren’t any smoke detectors nearby, or Biff can expect a headache for the rest of the afternoon.

  5. Michael says:

    One of those levers on his chair must be the choclification lever.

  6. Marr965 says:

    You know what, Chris? I laugh at Biff, and then your anecdotes. Ridiculous! Pfft… Almost falling asleep…

  7. reynard61 says:

    Thanks, but I’ll stick to donuts and e-mail…

  8. MaskedMan says:

    The Chair of Insanity is back!

    OK, refining my guess from yesterday: BiffWorld Office Communications.

    Free bagels rock. Especially when there’s no weird cream cheese – only normal cream cheese.

  9. Ah, there it is.

    And the one-slot toaster!

    Looks like it’s a semi-return-of-old-running-gags-with-an-office-theme week!

  10. Becca says:

    It’s the return of the insane chair!! WANT! XD

  11. funnyman141 says:

    I guess it’s bring your toaster to work day at the office

  12. Bagels are amazing.

    Goddamn you Norway and your lack of bagels!

  13. Speakerblast says:

    Bagels are the only bread product i will buy at a resteraunt. So tasty!

  14. Radical Edward says:

    I like bagels. especially poppy seed bagels. I don’t care if there are trace amounts of opiates, you can’t beat a good poppy seed bagel.

  15. Ziggy Stardust says:

    The more opiates the merrier.
    For breakfast I prefer waffles with butter. For notifications, I prefer memos stuck on arrows and fired across the office. If you get it right, you can get an arrow stuck into a cubicle wall, centimeters from the face of a colleague. Keeps people on their toes.

  16. -2! says:

    Chris, you should start selling Biff’s chair.

  17. -2! says:

    Also, sorry for the double post but after looking at the store, just wondering what happened to the 10 never seen online bonus comics for book # 4.

  18. Vosur says:

    Message encoded in Biff’s smoke-signals: “Alright, who’s been using my chair for acupuncture practice?”

  19. Linzleh says:

    I see the toaster is no longer depressed…perhaps overachieving on the bagel bronzing though. Biff is Mr. Resourceful again. Wouldn’t it be interesting to attend Biff’s interoffice meeting?

  20. Bastard toaster! Mine overheats one slice of bagel and then just gently warms the other. The cream cheese is nice and melted on the one slice and still stiff on the other. GRAW.

  21. Reg says:

    I looked specifically out for the chair and lo-and-behold!
    Oh yeah, and raisin bagels are great.

  22. rhiordan says:

    LOVE the office chair knobs & controls sticking up!!! Beautiful!

  23. Elkian says:

    XD smoke signals…nice

  24. some smoke detectors use radioactive materials, we should avoid those smoke detectors”.

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