#764 – Belted

The Book of Biff’s guide to making your day more exciting: Episode 17, “The Belt.”

Forget to wear your belt to work and enjoy walking around with one hand in your pocket to hold your pants up. Extra credit: Run into your manager in the hallway and get asked to help carry some boxes.


29 thoughts on “#764 – Belted”

  1. Space Butler says:

    Biff’s belt reminds me of one of mine that dug a welt into my stomach with the buckle. I don’t wear that belt anymore.

  2. Shorty says:

    @Space Butler:
    Looks like Biff is having that same problem times a thousand.

  3. SharkJumper says:

    Alternately, bike 10000 miles, thereby attaining a waist/hip ratio that obviates the need for belts.

  4. Anji says:

    Ouch! I can not wear fancy belt buckles cause I have a pooch (lady stomach) therefore I’ll get poked regardless. This deeply saddened me after I spent $20 on a PotC belt buckle. Damn you, Disney. ;-;

  5. Kurast says:

    I have the problem that my shirts are too short for my belts. Probably the second most embarassing thing regarding belts when your store chain’s CEO walks in and you’re either A) showing skin or B ) showing undershirt on your sides.

  6. LazerWulf says:

    My favorite belt buckle is the one David Boreanz wears on “Bones.” Those of you who have seen the show should know what I’m talking about. Those who don’t, well… here: http://miniurl.com/3194

  7. Michael says:

    I’ve never liked fancy belt buckles – they remind me of the forced line dancing I had to endure at an early age…

  8. speearr says:

    This made me wince…

  9. Guru Sweet Pickle says:

    As of today, I believe Chris has officially eliminated the possibility of there being any future little Biffs.

  10. Mad Mule says:

    that must have hurt a lot

  11. Draq says:

    The carnage is so great that they can’t show it on the internet.

  12. Wow. Also, I can relate to the using one hand to hold up my pants. I need a belt badly, even though I am wider than many people.

  13. Stephen says:

    Done and done, grade A++ with that exact scenario. Multiple times.

  14. graceofbass says:


  15. ZackDark says:

    @Guru: somehow, that doesn’t seen like a bad thing at all 😛

  16. Radical Edward says:

    I don’t wear belt buckles because I can’t wear belts (I’m overweight). But to have something jab you whenever you do something is the most irritating thing.

  17. randomperson says:

    Lol No kids for Biff. XD

  18. Ziggy Stardust says:

    My god that is terrible. I’m not even a guy and that was terrible just imagining it.

  19. The Scarf says:

    I misread that as seatbelt at first for some reason….

  20. -2! says:

    @ Guru and ZackDark

    Biff can regenerate.

    Notice how it says first time he sat down. Not only time.

    Meaning he sits down more then once.

  21. reynard61 says:

    This week’s theme: “Bigger ain’t always better…”

  22. -2! says:

    i hope your arm gets better Chris, i can see it in the art :(.

  23. dartigen says:

    I’ve never worn belt buckles, not knowing how to actually get them *onto* the belt in the first place. It sucks coz I have a Master Chief belt buckle and it’s sitting useless on my dresser.

    I do, however, always need a belt, having no waist and next to no hips. Most of mine have ragged extra holes, thanks to aforementioned.


    I enjoyed this rather thoroughly.

  25. Tirinka says:

    … >_o
    Ouch. Poor Biff. ;A;

  26. Tigergulp says:

    *snort giggle*

  27. Is it just me or does Biff EXCEL at finding ways to prevent himself from ever having children? It’s like some subconcious acknowledgement that he should never, ever propagate.

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