#764 – Belted
Posted on May 15, 2009 at 12:00 am by Chris
The Book of Biff’s guide to making your day more exciting: Episode 17, “The Belt.”
Forget to wear your belt to work and enjoy walking around with one hand in your pocket to hold your pants up. Extra credit: Run into your manager in the hallway and get asked to help carry some boxes.Tags
29 thoughts on “#764 – Belted”
Biff’s belt reminds me of one of mine that dug a welt into my stomach with the buckle. I don’t wear that belt anymore.
Looks like Biff is having that same problem times a thousand.
Alternately, bike 10000 miles, thereby attaining a waist/hip ratio that obviates the need for belts.
Ouch! I can not wear fancy belt buckles cause I have a pooch (lady stomach) therefore I’ll get poked regardless. This deeply saddened me after I spent $20 on a PotC belt buckle. Damn you, Disney. ;-;
I have the problem that my shirts are too short for my belts. Probably the second most embarassing thing regarding belts when your store chain’s CEO walks in and you’re either A) showing skin or B ) showing undershirt on your sides.
My favorite belt buckle is the one David Boreanz wears on “Bones.” Those of you who have seen the show should know what I’m talking about. Those who don’t, well… here: http://miniurl.com/3194
I’ve never liked fancy belt buckles – they remind me of the forced line dancing I had to endure at an early age…
This made me wince…
As of today, I believe Chris has officially eliminated the possibility of there being any future little Biffs.
that must have hurt a lot
The carnage is so great that they can’t show it on the internet.
Wow. Also, I can relate to the using one hand to hold up my pants. I need a belt badly, even though I am wider than many people.
Done and done, grade A++ with that exact scenario. Multiple times.
@Guru: somehow, that doesn’t seen like a bad thing at all 😛
I don’t wear belt buckles because I can’t wear belts (I’m overweight). But to have something jab you whenever you do something is the most irritating thing.
Lol No kids for Biff. XD
My god that is terrible. I’m not even a guy and that was terrible just imagining it.
I misread that as seatbelt at first for some reason….
@ Guru and ZackDark
Biff can regenerate.
Notice how it says first time he sat down. Not only time.
Meaning he sits down more then once.
This week’s theme: “Bigger ain’t always better…”
i hope your arm gets better Chris, i can see it in the art :(.
I’ve never worn belt buckles, not knowing how to actually get them *onto* the belt in the first place. It sucks coz I have a Master Chief belt buckle and it’s sitting useless on my dresser.
I do, however, always need a belt, having no waist and next to no hips. Most of mine have ragged extra holes, thanks to aforementioned.
I enjoyed this rather thoroughly.
Ouch. Poor Biff. ;A;
Is it just me or does Biff EXCEL at finding ways to prevent himself from ever having children? It’s like some subconcious acknowledgement that he should never, ever propagate.