#746 – Upholstered

I had a hand-me-down sleeper sofa that I owned during the period of my life where I moved the most. This was the one item that I always needed the most help moving. My best friend Chris wound up being nominated for the job more than half the time. He came to really hate that couch. When it finally reached the end of its life Chris helped me move it to its final resting place next to the dumpster. He then went to his car and got out a hatchet. I left the two of them alone so he could work out his frustrations.


23 thoughts on “#746 – Upholstered”

  1. Mike Chapman says:

    Uh oh. Biff has his serious face on. He’s also employing his serious interlocking fingers. Time for some hard truths. I hope one of the loveseats isn’t pregnant. What would a loveseat give birth to? An Ottoman?

  2. OJ Smoke says:

    Didn’t the toaster watch them like it was supposed to?

  3. greenimp says:

    @mike, thats where chairs come from

  4. clintendo says:

    household item troubles week?

  5. greatslack says:

    Inanimate objects anthropomorphized week?

  6. Shorty says:

    Neglecting his household items week.

  7. Kurast says:

    That’ll be a horrible color if it shares traits from both loveseats.

  8. plipsig says:

    Biff is really gonna freak out when he finds out about some of their sleazy friends:

  9. Silence says:

    I think it should be “alone without supervision” technically.

    sorry for my grammar freakyness

  10. Hatsuyuki says:

    Tsk tsk Biff. Don’t you know about couch covers? Practice Safe Seating!

  11. Kosh says:

    Wait until he finds out they’ve been taking pictures for http://www.furnitureporn.com/

  12. Typhin says:

    Plipsig beat me to it! I was just thinking of that video… Didn’t know it was on Youtube now, though. I think I saw it when it was on furnitureporn.com. ^_^;;

  13. dartigen says:

    @Typhin: You cannot be serious…

    Clearly, it was the Internet’s fault. It corrupted them.

  14. Batdan says:

    Aww, they’re going to have an adorable little ottoman.

  15. Micah says:

    IF (I’m saying IF) this is Batman villains, this would be Two-Face.

  16. Gingerdoll says:

    I LOVE biff. Anyone notice that the book of biff abbreviated is:

  17. no name says:

    Biff’s Forgetfulness Week

  18. A says:

    You and your best friend share a name? I am surprised I am the first one to point this out!

  19. Linzleh says:

    What has all that unsupervised pillow talk has led to?…. Biff’s stuff is having an out of control, rebellious week.

  20. Chris says:

    @A – You aren’t the first. We realized that the day we met.

  21. -2! says:

    @ Chris

    he meant in the comments (i rememberer that from another last time your brought it up)

    @ greatslack

    Plants are alive and hence not inanimate, there cells are actually more advanced then animal cells in many ways.

  22. Vennificus says:

    Household neglect week!

  23. Ph®ed says:

    @OJ Smoke: Yes. Yes, it did.

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