#746 – Upholstered
Posted on April 21, 2009 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I had a hand-me-down sleeper sofa that I owned during the period of my life where I moved the most. This was the one item that I always needed the most help moving. My best friend Chris wound up being nominated for the job more than half the time. He came to really hate that couch. When it finally reached the end of its life Chris helped me move it to its final resting place next to the dumpster. He then went to his car and got out a hatchet. I left the two of them alone so he could work out his frustrations.
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Uh oh. Biff has his serious face on. He’s also employing his serious interlocking fingers. Time for some hard truths. I hope one of the loveseats isn’t pregnant. What would a loveseat give birth to? An Ottoman?
Didn’t the toaster watch them like it was supposed to?
@mike, thats where chairs come from
household item troubles week?
Inanimate objects anthropomorphized week?
Neglecting his household items week.
That’ll be a horrible color if it shares traits from both loveseats.
Biff is really gonna freak out when he finds out about some of their sleazy friends:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aodpb3vFU0
I think it should be “alone without supervision” technically.
sorry for my grammar freakyness
Tsk tsk Biff. Don’t you know about couch covers? Practice Safe Seating!
Wait until he finds out they’ve been taking pictures for http://www.furnitureporn.com/
Plipsig beat me to it! I was just thinking of that video… Didn’t know it was on Youtube now, though. I think I saw it when it was on furnitureporn.com. ^_^;;
@Typhin: You cannot be serious…
Clearly, it was the Internet’s fault. It corrupted them.
Aww, they’re going to have an adorable little ottoman.
IF (I’m saying IF) this is Batman villains, this would be Two-Face.
I LOVE biff. Anyone notice that the book of biff abbreviated is:
BOB
Biff’s Forgetfulness Week
You and your best friend share a name? I am surprised I am the first one to point this out!
What has all that unsupervised pillow talk has led to?…. Biff’s stuff is having an out of control, rebellious week.
@A – You aren’t the first. We realized that the day we met.
@ Chris
he meant in the comments (i rememberer that from another last time your brought it up)
@ greatslack
Plants are alive and hence not inanimate, there cells are actually more advanced then animal cells in many ways.
Household neglect week!
@OJ Smoke: Yes. Yes, it did.