#585 – Leafy

I sometimes have a salad for lunch. Then about an hour later I think to myself “Dang, I’m really hungry, it must be time for lunch!” Then I remember I already ate my lunch and go get a candy bar. Defeating the purpose of eating a salad in the first place.

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20 thoughts on “#585 – Leafy”

  1. Drakey says:

    Lo. I hath loled unto this comic!

    I was hoping for a vomit joke, though. Somehow, it woulda been funnier to me.
    Pretty twisted, that.

  2. Torg says:

    As always, Biff’s wisdom is overshadowed by his stupidity.

  3. MadDavid says:

    Wild random guess–doing things out of order week

  4. SEA says:

    Same thoughts as you PsychoDuck =p

    Dang, should have read the caption before thinking.

  5. Chris says:

    Hmm I first thought Biff was making a confetti bomb that prematurely detonated, but I was wrong.

  6. Chuck says:

    It doesn’t COMPLETELY defeat the purpose. You still get a nice system cleaning.

  7. Flashback says:

    Three words: Spring Loaded Salad.

    At least, that’s what I thought.

  8. RG says:

    I was thinking more of “Biff learns where he left that firecracker leftover from the 4th of July.” Hey, it’s Biff, and it could happen!

  9. William Erasmus says:

    Laughed out loud. =D

  10. Kagedviper says:

    how come sometimes there is a first and end button, but other times there isnt?

  11. Chris says:

    @Kagedviper – The main page has the first button, the individual page for each comic just has back and forth. You can jump around with the archive dropdown at the top right of the page.

  12. no name says:

    lol. I like MadDavid’s guess.

  13. steve-o says:

    I don’t get it…

  14. Mad Mule says:

    i thought it was eat salad than eat a pound of steak than te choclate bar after a plate of veggies

  15. no name says:

    @ steve-o — Biff put the salad dressing in the salad, then shook the whole salad.

  16. trevor says:


    healthy foods week.
    Just guessing.

  17. “doing things in the wrong order week”

  18. trueblaze says:

    This reminds me of an act of stupidity I once did when I was about twelve. I was making a salad so I got out the salad dressing and shook it up and opened it. Then I got out the salad, made it. When I had finished with that I reached over and picked up the salad dressing and in a moment of stupidity forgot I had already shaken AND opened it. I gave it one quick hard shake…and spent the next ten minutes getting Catalina out of my hair.

  19. Just Ryan says:

    from the first glace i thought he was covered with bottle glass…in which i thought it would have said “Biff shouldn’t make bikers angry at the local bar”.

    btw, Chris, you forgot the tomatoes. A salads not a salad without tomatoes. 🙂

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