#586 – Starry

It’s a sad day when you realize you have worn out the elastic in a pair of underwear. There are some bits of clothing that should be upgraded before they get to that stage. Socks fall into this same category. When you get to the point that you have a toe sticking out, it means you overshot the expiration date by at least a month.


30 thoughts on “#586 – Starry”

  1. PsychoDuck says:

    Now this is an awkward situation… Wait, why’s he pulling the underwear over his head in the first place? Methinks Biff uses underwear in a way we mortals shall never understand…

    The Duck Has Spoken.

  2. Metal Matt says:

    This is very true. I feel like a buy underwear and socks almost weekly, and yet never have enough.

  3. Chris says:

    Ya I used to have this problem with underwear, then I just stopped changing them regularly and wallah problem solved.

  4. MadDavid says:

    Apparently, he also forgot to put on his underwear before putting on his shirt.

  5. Drakey says:

    That’s…. that’s really strange, Monsieur Hallbeck.

  6. RG says:

    Wait… since he put on his underwear on his head… what about his pants? That’s gotta be uncomfortable and I’m fortunate enough to have a lot of underwear (and know how to use them) but unfortunately: I don’t like a lot of them… since my mother usually buys my stuff…

  7. eranovablack says:

    Um, ok, interesting.

    Kinda like when you realize that there’s a hole in your underwear.. XDD

  8. What… the… ffff……

  9. Flashback says:

    I think that because he d put his pants on first, it threw off his whole “dressing rhythm”, hence him trying to get them on over his head.
    I knw I’m the same what if I put my left shoe on first, I have this hard time getting the right on one properly. My dressing rhythm gets messed up.

    Oh, and Chris, the word is VOILA, not WALLAH.

  10. Flashback says:

    same way*, I meant to say.

  11. Doing things in the wrong order week!

  12. HayleyJ says:

    so i totally think these comics make my college life WAYYY better haha…its good to wake up to…not so much the alarm clock buzzing telling me that my 7:30 class is in 10 minutes

  13. Chris, I love Biff, and, as of this morning, so does my 2-year-old daughter. I was reading the today’s comic and she walked up and got in my lap to “look at pictures on computer.”

    I said, “This is Biff.” She said, “Biff hiding!” She sat, attentive, in my lap for 15 or so comics.

  14. Chris says:

    @Charlie Trotter – Awesome. 🙂

  15. Shelly says:

    I think, compared to some other examples of Biff physics we’ve seen, pulling underwear (or even pants) on over one’s head is comparatively plausible.

  16. Gato says:

    My mom has a picture of me, my brother and my sister with underpants on our heads. We’re apparantly finding the whole thing really funny.

  17. Wizard says:

    Maybe Biff’s hiding his face out of shame at his mix-up?
    Definitely looking like out-of-order week.

  18. hogan says:

    Look a little closer at the positioning of the underwear: even when they somehow get to where they are going, they will be upside-down anyway. I declare, for Biff’s sake, Commando Tuesday.

  19. Speakerblast says:

    “Biff was discouraged to find that his virtual reality helmet did not work.”

    Thats the best I could come up with on such short notice.

    This is why Chris is the one with the website.

  20. Chris says:

    @Speakerblast – I try to make it look easy but it’s all an illusion!

  21. no name says:

    “…first, then…” week. or just doing stuff out of order week.

  22. trevor says:

    So it is out of order week!
    I smell pun…or…whatever you want to call it!

  23. “I said, “This is Biff.” She said, “Biff hiding!” She sat, attentive, in my lap for 15 or so comics.”

    That’s the cutest thing i’ve heard all day

  24. My socks always wear a hole through the heel before I get a hole in the toe. If I wore tube socks I guess that wouldn’t happen but I can’t stand it when the seam doesn’t line up, so at best they’d only last twice as long. I just can’t pass up an opportunity to discuss my socks.

  25. Cpt.Ziggy says:

    @no name,is your name a reference to Gundam Wing?

  26. no name says:

    huh? no.

  27. Cpt.Ziggy says:

    should be,that show was cool…..

  28. i.half4 says:

    Do I detect a shade of the shape of the arms of Ali again here?

    @ flashback: Maybe Chris meant not to confuse those who might be left wondering what the heck ‘voy-la’ means. Which in Spanish would mean ‘I go the,’ a phrase fittingly obtuse for this particular Tuesday.

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  30. Nokore says:

    oO That means he’s commando right now. Oh my.

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