#575 – Xocolatl

I hate when I’m stuck somewhere and I’m overdressed or underdressed temperature wise. I’ve had to sit through boring meetings and exciting movies where I was fighting back from my teeth starting to chatter. On the flipside I’ve also sat in doctor’s waiting rooms and job interviews where it felt like I was wearing a winter coat in summer. I guess there’s no getting around it until I get my own climate controlled space suit.

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30 thoughts on “#575 – Xocolatl”

  1. Mophtran says:

    I’m never comfortable tempature-wise, it seems.

    Also, thats a dangerous suit if you’re wearing it a populated area during a hot day. XD

  2. Jack Hollow says:

    looks like biff is rising up out of some mud. is Biff a mud zombie?

  3. Torg says:

    At least Biff lives somewhere where the temperature ever gets low enough to wear that suit.
    *climbs into refrigerator before fingernails melt*

  4. Chuck says:

    I always always take a sweater to the movies. I don’t care how silly I look carrying it from the car to the theater in the middle of August. I like to be comfortable when I watch movies.

  5. ChooChooBear says:

    Ugh, where I live it’s that time of the year where it’s freezing cold in the shade and disgustingly hot out of the shade. It’s a lose-lose situation.

  6. RG says:

    How’d he make a chocolate suit in the first is place is what I’d like to know…

  7. starseedjenny says:

    My first thought was “Daaaaaang that would be hot…on someone not made out of clay.”

  8. Jackson says:

    It’s also a bad day for wearing Biff’s ice suit, cheese suit, and decomposing fish suit. Then again, it’s always a bad day for the decomposing fish suit.

    In a few minutes Biff is gonna be wearing his birthday suit. Ba-dum pchshh.

  9. Pieman says:

    I like the name.

  10. MindoverMattR says:

    Remember that “Magic Shell” chocolate sauce you put on ice cream and it hardened really quickly? I think I have the makings of a chocolate suit.

    For Science!

  11. Speakerblast says:

    Candy week?

    Biff looks like something a religeon might be based off of in this one…

  12. hogan says:

    Are you sure Biff isn’t melting onto a tree stump?

  13. trevor says:

    I bet someone would use that choclate suit for some kinky stuff.
    It feels wierd talking about m,ature stuff on the book of biff since it’s fun…ny for the whole family, that’s why I do it.

  14. Gato says:

    Biff has a WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY pose!

  15. Your comic titles often cause me to learn new things, like where the word “chocolate” came from.

  16. DracoZereul says:

    I’m not the most fashion-conscious, but I’m a pretty big guy, so year round, I’ll usually be seen wearing jean shorts and a T-shirt. Occasionally it’s a long-sleeve and pants, but that’s only on those seldom days when it’s actually genuinely cold in california.

  17. @Gato More like a WHYYYYYYYYYYY pose…

    In Florida, the chocolate wouldn’t melt. It would EVAPORATE.

  18. Mad Mule says:

    hey the chocolate suit would beperfect for idaho if biff doesn’t mind to be a little bit cold

  19. the Scarf says:

    The trick is to wear layers, Chris! That way if you’re warm you can take one off, and if you’re cold you can put one on.

    This is the secret to living in Oregon.

  20. no name says:

    I’m always hot. I could be naked out in a snowstorm and be overheating.

  21. Torg says:

    @no name: Then you should probably never go to Mexico.

  22. MadDavid says:

    The other problem with a chocolate suit is that it’s brittle when it’s colds, so its kind-of lose-lose. But then, when has Biff done anything that’s win-win?

  23. Speakerblast says:

    hahahahahahaha

    I live in canada

    god its humid here…

  24. Chris says:

    and I thought it was the mud monster consuming Biff.

  25. BlueDragon says:

    A. YAAAAAAY CHOCOLATE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    B.MindoverMattR: that stuff hardens with cold, so a person’s body heat would melt it.

  26. Lindsey says:

    Oh my gosh. a chocolate suit. I love it. biff’s expression are what makes it, the sweet heart, he reminds me of how my face often looks when the irony of a situation hits home like that, haha, i love the book of biff

  27. Alice Love says:

    Every girl in my town would attack and eat him (me included) 😀

  28. Twigs says:

    I also live in Canada, and I’ve had a chocolate bar freeze solid when I accidentally left it by a window for a few hours. I couldn’t bite into it until I’d let it thaw for about half an hour.

  29. SurveySays says:

    this happens to me a lot. i’ll be at a doctors office and be really hot. last time this happened i needed to do a physical for my job. the doctor looked at me and said “so your running a fever. any other problems?” i told him i was just here so he could sign a paper saying i was fit to work outdoors in hot temps. he nodded his head and said “Let me check that fever first.” it took five minutes to explain to him that i wasn’t sick= i wasnt sick I WASNT SICK!!….before he actually looked at his chart and was like..”Oh. right. lets get started on your physical.”

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