#521 – Sweet
Posted on June 3, 2008 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I always wanted to have a job in construction or at a hardware store just so I could eat some pink cotton candy in front of someone in a situation that would make them think I was eating fiberglass insulation.
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You have… made up my mind on a temp job.
And does that stuff stay on long enough for Biff to get past the bouncers?
biff with hair! its about time…
side note, the title number says “512” when its supposed to be 521…just an observation.
i tried that once…but it was really hot outside and the cotton candy melted 🙁 i suspect it wasnt made right…
Wonder where he wants to go that he needs a disguise…
also, whoops?
Chris, I worked with a guy who ordered a brand new spray bottle for glass cleaner, then filled it up with blue raspberry Gatorade. Throughout the day, he’d freak out customers by picking up the bottle and spraying some into his mouth…
Carnival week.
Hope it doesn’t rain else he’ll be discovered!
Pink is definitely his color.
I called Carnival Week yesterday.
Just make sure they aren’t real fiberglass insulation =p
My disguise will probably be gone in minutes XD
please don’t get grumpy at me, but I’m having trouble trying to decide whether or not Biff looks better like that. something else to whine at me about: yay for my girlfriend! I’m happy.
Evil pink cotton goatee!
I’ve always had mixed feelings about cotton candy as a food item. On the one hand, it’s delicious. But on the other hand, it dissolves and shrinks down, and it’s always so sticky. In my mind, the drawbacks had outweighed the benefits, but Biff’s alternative uses will make me have to reconsider.
Yay! Carnival week!
I dig the mohark/stache/goatee combo!
@Just Ryan – Fixed!
That disguise of his really reminds me of Alpha Trion.
I think biff looks like a hippie in this comic.
iI love reading biff
he makes me laugh
Strange… Where is Biff in this one? I can’t find him… And who is that strange looking man with Biff’s eyebrows, Biff’s eyes, Biff’s general body shape, pink mohawk, and pink beard?
It’s Biff as Colonel T! “I pity the extra crispy!”
This…..
takes….
the cake…..
Oops, I meant cotton candy. I think I have just found my new all-time favorite Biff comic. Way to go Chris!
@ Jon M.: Hilarious! That’s something I really enjoy about this comic. Chris makes an awesome entry, and the viewer’s comments just add to the humor.
the title may be fixed, but the url still says 512
also, I LOVE BIFF COMICS
@Jon M. – H*ll yes! You read my mind.
That’s the best Biffs looked in 215 comics
Carnival week???????????????????????????????????????????
@random person- were the 42 extra questions marks necessary?
And Chris,
I think that is one of the funniest Biff comics you’ve ever invented. :]
hehe… this reminded me of when I dispensed cotton candy for a few hours once when I was covering for a friend at my job during college.
My friend gave me instructions on how to operate the sugar spinning machine and serve the cotton candy, but he never told me about the splatter shield which kept him clean. After two hours I looked like a pink yeti wearing a wooly pink vest. My goatee was twice as long and my eyebrows looked like an old man’s.
The lasting effects were that I got mobbed by a boatload of kids and thier parents who thought I was wearing a funny costume. The sales were so high that a week later my friend’s uniform became a “cotton candy man” costume (pink wig and beard, fuzzy pink vest and pink pants).
I think he’s still mad at me for that.
LOL so funny. I thought he was in canada at first, because the banner in the background looks like a canadian flag at first glance. Anyway, I love themed weeks. Carnival Week!!!
@Gobbledegook- Haha! That’s awesome, I wish I could’ve seen that!
I love carnivals, but not carnies. Carnies scare me. Last year at the local church fair (basically a carnival, just hosted by the church), a carnie yelled at me for getting on “his” ferries wheel too quickly.
oh awesome, I echo carnival week, and the approval of it =D
also, yeah, the URL still says 512, Chris. Just letting you know (even though you probably do anyway)!
Yeah, I would break a bunch of links if I corrected the url. No worries. 🙂
“…eating fiberglass insulation.”
Oh, you too?
I love the punk rocker mohawk / old man mustache combo.
I always wanted to have a job in construction or at a hardware store just so I could eat some pink cotton candy in front of someone in a situation that would make them think I was eating fiberglass insulation.
You’re a weird man chris, a weird, awesume man.
That fiberglass idea doen’t sound half bad…
Maybe next time I’m in Home Depot…
I once put a KrazyGlue label on my ChapStick.
…. is it just me, or does that disguise make him look like Nilson from Mercenaries 2: World in Flames?
hehehe, biff looks like the one minopoly guy with a punk look.
Looks like Col Sanders with a pink mohawk…
its Mattias!
Lold, well done good sir
He forgot to cover the eyebrows
wow, the cartoon was funny, but the caption made me actually laugh-out-loud
awesome ‘do.