#521 – Sweet

I always wanted to have a job in construction or at a hardware store just so I could eat some pink cotton candy in front of someone in a situation that would make them think I was eating fiberglass insulation.


43 thoughts on “#521 – Sweet”

  1. Tarrant says:

    You have… made up my mind on a temp job.

    And does that stuff stay on long enough for Biff to get past the bouncers?

  2. Just Ryan says:

    biff with hair! its about time…

    side note, the title number says “512” when its supposed to be 521…just an observation.

  3. AdmiralChaos says:

    i tried that once…but it was really hot outside and the cotton candy melted 🙁 i suspect it wasnt made right…

  4. Naucitos says:

    Wonder where he wants to go that he needs a disguise…

    also, whoops?

  5. KMFPL says:

    Chris, I worked with a guy who ordered a brand new spray bottle for glass cleaner, then filled it up with blue raspberry Gatorade. Throughout the day, he’d freak out customers by picking up the bottle and spraying some into his mouth…

  6. Shanchan says:

    Hope it doesn’t rain else he’ll be discovered!
    Pink is definitely his color.

  7. LazerWulf says:

    I called Carnival Week yesterday.

  8. SEA says:

    Just make sure they aren’t real fiberglass insulation =p

    My disguise will probably be gone in minutes XD

  9. insertnamehere says:

    please don’t get grumpy at me, but I’m having trouble trying to decide whether or not Biff looks better like that. something else to whine at me about: yay for my girlfriend! I’m happy.

  10. Tiago says:

    Evil pink cotton goatee!

  11. Jackson says:

    I’ve always had mixed feelings about cotton candy as a food item. On the one hand, it’s delicious. But on the other hand, it dissolves and shrinks down, and it’s always so sticky. In my mind, the drawbacks had outweighed the benefits, but Biff’s alternative uses will make me have to reconsider.

  12. MaskedMan says:

    Yay! Carnival week!

    I dig the mohark/stache/goatee combo!

  13. Chris says:

    @Just Ryan – Fixed!

  14. APic says:

    That disguise of his really reminds me of Alpha Trion.

  15. BlueDragon says:

    I think biff looks like a hippie in this comic.

  16. Seraphine says:

    iI love reading biff
    he makes me laugh

  17. FWTrump says:

    Strange… Where is Biff in this one? I can’t find him… And who is that strange looking man with Biff’s eyebrows, Biff’s eyes, Biff’s general body shape, pink mohawk, and pink beard?

  18. Jon M. says:

    It’s Biff as Colonel T! “I pity the extra crispy!”

  19. DJ says:



    the cake…..

    Oops, I meant cotton candy. I think I have just found my new all-time favorite Biff comic. Way to go Chris!

    @ Jon M.: Hilarious! That’s something I really enjoy about this comic. Chris makes an awesome entry, and the viewer’s comments just add to the humor.

  20. Daniel says:

    the title may be fixed, but the url still says 512


  21. beaty boop says:

    @Jon M. – H*ll yes! You read my mind.

  22. random person says:

    That’s the best Biffs looked in 215 comics

  23. random person says:

    Carnival week???????????????????????????????????????????

  24. Jayne Squared says:

    @random person- were the 42 extra questions marks necessary?

    And Chris,
    I think that is one of the funniest Biff comics you’ve ever invented. :]

  25. Gobbledegook says:

    hehe… this reminded me of when I dispensed cotton candy for a few hours once when I was covering for a friend at my job during college.

    My friend gave me instructions on how to operate the sugar spinning machine and serve the cotton candy, but he never told me about the splatter shield which kept him clean. After two hours I looked like a pink yeti wearing a wooly pink vest. My goatee was twice as long and my eyebrows looked like an old man’s.
    The lasting effects were that I got mobbed by a boatload of kids and thier parents who thought I was wearing a funny costume. The sales were so high that a week later my friend’s uniform became a “cotton candy man” costume (pink wig and beard, fuzzy pink vest and pink pants).
    I think he’s still mad at me for that.

  26. no name says:

    LOL so funny. I thought he was in canada at first, because the banner in the background looks like a canadian flag at first glance. Anyway, I love themed weeks. Carnival Week!!!

  27. Gato says:

    @Gobbledegook- Haha! That’s awesome, I wish I could’ve seen that!

    I love carnivals, but not carnies. Carnies scare me. Last year at the local church fair (basically a carnival, just hosted by the church), a carnie yelled at me for getting on “his” ferries wheel too quickly.

  28. taber_man says:

    oh awesome, I echo carnival week, and the approval of it =D

    also, yeah, the URL still says 512, Chris. Just letting you know (even though you probably do anyway)!

  29. Chris says:

    Yeah, I would break a bunch of links if I corrected the url. No worries. 🙂

  30. 66point6 says:

    “…eating fiberglass insulation.”
    Oh, you too?

  31. Shorty says:

    I love the punk rocker mohawk / old man mustache combo.

  32. trevor says:

    I always wanted to have a job in construction or at a hardware store just so I could eat some pink cotton candy in front of someone in a situation that would make them think I was eating fiberglass insulation.
    You’re a weird man chris, a weird, awesume man.

  33. Torg says:

    That fiberglass idea doen’t sound half bad…
    Maybe next time I’m in Home Depot…

  34. Eli says:

    I once put a KrazyGlue label on my ChapStick.

  35. Travis says:

    …. is it just me, or does that disguise make him look like Nilson from Mercenaries 2: World in Flames?

  36. Zach Light says:

    hehehe, biff looks like the one minopoly guy with a punk look.

  37. gregg says:

    Looks like Col Sanders with a pink mohawk…

  38. xoyv says:

    its Mattias!

  39. SatinSpawn says:

    Lold, well done good sir

  40. Kyle says:

    He forgot to cover the eyebrows

  41. Sam says:

    wow, the cartoon was funny, but the caption made me actually laugh-out-loud

  42. Tech says:

    awesome ‘do.

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