#451 – Solitary

I loved going to the grocery store on free sample day when I was a kid. I got to find out about all kinds of different food that my parents never bought. In a way it was also disappointing because no matter how delicious something was, that little sample is all I would ever get.

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32 thoughts on “#451 – Solitary”

  1. PsychoDuck says:

    A-ha! Dream week! I’m on to you, Chris.

    And I love Costco so much for the free food all over the place. A pity I tend to go there after eating, though…

    The Duck Has Spoken.

  2. Caitlin says:

    They almost never have free food here, and when they do it just isn’t tasty 🙁

  3. SEA says:

    Dream week…interesting…

    Lol, i don’t see much of samples around here though =p

  4. JezMM says:

    As I grew older samples became more and more dissapointing for me. I haven’t seen samples of anything that interesting for ages. Last thing I saw sampled were some variety of crisps (or chips for US people). I mean what the heck? Samples should be things from the fresh food counters like meat, cheese, pastries or cakes.

  5. Oooh a dream theme as this week’s meme!

  6. The supermarket samples…Mmm…

    I enjoy going to the grocery store, especially, if something good is there.

  7. Bullet Fiend says:

    Ummmm…This is ONLY in his dreams?

    😀

  8. Nick Steele says:

    Mmmmm…..Samples.
    A visit to castco on sunday’s like a free lunch.

  9. Nick Steele says:

    I meant costco of course.
    Pfft, it’s only a typo

  10. Micah says:

    Biff is always the only one that shows up, ever. I’m starting to think this is I am Legend and he set the “free samples” up himself to make himself feel better.

  11. SpacemanSpiff says:

    When I was a kid, this grocery near my house had an orange juice sample machine. You could take a cup and get as much as you wanted. It was amazing. My brothers and I probably cost that place $10 every time we went to the grocery with our mom.

  12. MaskedMan says:

    Ah-Ha!
    So Biff *isn’t* the only person in BiffWorld…

    I’m never comfortable taking the free samples – It’s like an implied contract or something – you ate the sample, now you have to buy the food…

  13. Micah says:

    @Masked man: That’s just paranoia. I felt that way, too, but I took anyway.

  14. Chris says:

    @MaskedMan – That’s the thing… you don’t!

  15. Seraphine says:

    I’ve had a few complete meals at Costco.

  16. Lisa says:

    The food building at the Ex used to have reasonable samples, you could go around getting enough samples to make a meal.

  17. Magical Nurse Ban says:

    Samples are always good. I like the free ice cream samples the best. (^_^)v

  18. Sye216 says:

    Yum yum yum. The Costco around here always had a lot of samples, and a lot of them are great. Sometimes I wish I was the only one there so I could get ALL the samples I wanted.

    :9

  19. kenshin620 says:

    yes costco rocks. You could go to one station and have a spicy piece of meat, and then just go two aisles down for a drink sample. couple of minutes, you can go back, no one will pay that much attention.

    I also like their ice cream, they have good soft serve icecream

  20. MOD says:

    it seems chris is addicted to dreams, and food/drink………

    CONSPIRACY!!!!!!

    and just to be a quote pirate……
    the MOD has spoken

    muahahahahaha

  21. birdie says:

    le gourmet chef and stonewall kitchen are my favorite for samples. we were there yesterday, and thought its mostly pretzels, bread and chips, the dips for everything are wonderful. the cinnamon apple butter was especially good.

  22. trevor says:

    Could we possibly be going for FIVE theme weeks in a row?

  23. Tyler says:

    Ugh. I feel your pain, Chris. I had this one meat sample at Wal-Mart… so good. But I never remembered what it was, so I never got a second taste.

  24. Chivalrybean says:

    To PhycoDuck: Always go there after eating, just leave a little room, otherwise you’ll leave with 15 lbs of food you didn’t need!

    There is a local supermarket here in town that has samples of fresh and local food, like ham smoked right at the store! Delectable!

    Now I’m hungry…

    P.S. The sausages are a monster deal at Costco. You get a sausage and drink for less than most places charge for just the drink!

  25. pieman says:

    at greggs (bakery sort of place, do a lot of pasties, dont know if they are in america) as the free samples, all they do is chop a pastie up into about 6 pieces. a while ago, my friend went in took the free samples, and got a free pasty out of it.

  26. Silfedac says:

    My favorite samples are the ones like Biff has here: the little Swedish Meatballs. I’ll just wait until no one is looking, then grab a whole bunch of them and just wander around with my snack.

  27. Nugget says:

    Biff deserves the samples after all that’s happened to him.

  28. MasterMenthe says:

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Costco (I live in Texas, USA, and that may have something to do with it) but as far as free samples go I’ve only seen a large number of them located in a Sam’s Club on saturdays, and there’s no actual limit to how many samples you can take either.

    Also, to people on diets, eating samples is good if you just take your time browsing between each one. You’ll find your stomach feeling filled with a lot less food.

  29. LydiaRaven says:

    teeheehee i love free samples! espcially when its cake or fudge o=

  30. ///.o Emo Ferret says:

    Sams club is awesome. On Thursday they have their samples. Once when my aunt was here we went there and had a lunch of all the samples

  31. Shana says:

    Ah, I have a evil tactic for getting free samples at stores- I change my glasses, let down my hair and have a tired expression. It tricks them every time.

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