#1805 – Vector
Posted on June 3, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
The Internet has really taken the fun out of telling my stories about spiders. “A spider dropped down from the ceiling and landed on my shoulder!” then the next post on twitter is “My wife was just stung by a scorpion in our bed!”
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Tags: asteroid, space, spiders
Buying a nuclear warhead on the ex Soviet Union black market would be less expensive but wayyyyyyy less cool.
I’ll bet that asteroid solution would work for poison ivy too. It’s practically everywhere in my yard.
Changing a huge asteroid’s course just to eliminate some spiders?! …That sounds like something Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes) would think up, and then he’d probably slam some spiders with a hammer or something!
“My wife was just stung by a scorpion in our bed!”
That may be code, but I wouldn’t want to find out.
Of course there will be no spiders. As well as all other forms of life.