#1784 – Bucket
Posted on May 1, 2013 at 2:12 pm by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I want to have a 3D scan done of my stomach that I will then have printed out in ceramic on a 3D printer. Then I’ll be able to make root beer floats that are the exact size of my stomach. Don’t try and talk me out of it!
Tags: bucket, gluttony, ice cream, root beer float
The idea in the blurb sounds pretty disgusting to me, but that is probably because I don’t have to eat or drink that much at all before feeling that I’ve had enough.
And what if Biff has to actually stand up on the table in order to reach the straw with his mouth? The straw looks like it would be a bit too tiny if he would sit by the table and drink from it in a normal manner. Well, it could be either a really huge bucket or a really tiny straw, as far as I know…
Make sure it’s the exact volume of your stomach, maybe allowing for a bit of natural elasticity. You may have to compensate for carbonation, and subsequent belches.
Do the 3d scan after a complete turkey dinner. That way you are scanning it at its most optimal size for root beer floats.
I’m curious to see how much my stomach can hold. Is the fact that I can eat more than most of my friends evidence of a large stomach, or a stomach that can digest quickly?
Which one of those is Biff’s head?
And now 3D printing has finally found its calling
what about the acid and such? how will you compensate for the contractions during digestion?
And what the hell is a root beer float?
Root beer with vanilla ice cream.
Don’t let the NY City mayor get wind of this.
We still laugh every time we make brownies, referring back to the Biff line about it being only one brownie if you don’t cut it….match that with a five-gallon root beer float and its all good!
You do know that your stomach’s size contracts and expands depending on how much you are currently eating? Your empty stomach’s size is much smaller than your full stomach’s size.
You should eat a whole bunch of stuff until you are about to vomit before doing the scan.
(note: It’s a joke. I’m not actually doing this)
My old roommate preferred a Beer float, with his favorite ice cream —
Tuna Swirl!