#1722 – Saliva
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I have to eat popcorn out of a really wide bowl big enough to fit my head in so I can eat with my tongue. Otherwise I’ll smear butter on the steering wheel and that might cause an accident.
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Tags: movies, popcorn, tongue
I have never seen any reason to eat popcorn with my tongue like that. Does this make me a boring popcorn-eater? Maybe I would start eating popcorn with my tongue if I’d had the same kind of tongue as the chameleons/aliens (whatever they are) from the Chameleon Twist games. Yeah, with the same sound effects and all…
Bwaaaaaaaaaaah-babababababababa *plop!*
I bet he has no problem getting girlfriends while he’s at the movies, though. LOL
The popcorn actually sticks pretty easily to my tongue (probably anyone else’s too), so it’s not as disgusting/hard as you might think.
I remember I started doing that when I would get a bag of popcorn at the movie theatre, my hands would be full and a few kernels would plan a daring escape. BUT THE LIZARD-MAN WOULD HAVE A DIFFERENT PLAN INDEED!
Oh wow, I did that as a kid. I just pretended to be a frog or a chameleon that catches a fly with its tongue. Good times.