#1537 – Attraction
Posted on May 9, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
If I was ever invited to a knife fight I simply wouldn’t show up. “Oh, 3 o’clock behind the storage shed? Okay, I think maybe I’ll just go home and watch TV? Sounds great though, make sure to take some pictures.”
Tags: fight, knife, magnet
ah, electromagnets, what horrors youd bring…
that must be like James Bond’s Watch/Junkyard Magnet power…
Beautiful.
I wonder if Tony Stark has this problem
What a lovely day! The sun is shining (I guess so, even though I can’t see the sun in the picture), the clouds are all pretty and fluffy, and Biff has knives poking out from his torso!
If I had to decide what to bring to a knife fight, I think I’d probably bring…
A cop.
… or several. You never know.
I’d bring a huge wheel of cheese.
A better option:
Don’t show up to a knife fight. at all.
chuck norris takes a knife to a gun fight and wins.
Bull. He’s too busy being old and selling defective exercise equipment on late night infomercials.
If they’re fighting until someone says “Ow” then Biff can’t lose. He’s quiet and has an infinite pain threshold.
He is indestructible, and you can’t see his expression.