#1521 – Screwed

Now I want someone to make me a novelty floor lamp where the bulb screws into a fake bulb extension that runs the entire height of the lamp. When I had visitors I would pretend the bulb was out and in the middle of the conversation unscrew it as if nothing unusual was happening. When they finally questioned what was going on… “Huh? Oh these are the NEW new bulbs. Cost about 5 cents a year to run and they last 20 years!” When they point out that they must not last 20 years since I was changing one I would collapse onto the floor in tears.

Also, Look! It’s Biff’s 6th birthday! Woo! To celebrate all Biff books are just $6!

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5 thoughts on “#1521 – Screwed”

  1. S. Aquila says:

    I’m glad Gandalf didn’t have one of these in the Mines of Moria.

    The guys there haven’t payed their electricity bill in a century or so. Now they only have this giant fire monster as a light and heating source.
    They can’t even use cell phones inside, the reception is terrible underneath a mountain.

    1. Arcan says:

      “You shall NOT pass!”

      “My hands are embedded with glass!”

  2. But what if you happen to live in an apartment, and your neighbors get to see this metal thing that drills its way up through their floor?

  3. kingklash says:

    Happy Biffday, Birth!

  4. Roborat says:

    Cool, it’s my birthday too, however I am waaaaaay older than 6.

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