#1357 – Bridge
Posted on August 31, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I still have dreams about forgetting to do an important assignment in school. Or didn’t study for the big test. Or just completely forgot to go to school for months and I can’t remember what any of my classes are. Or I have forgotten where the school is and I drive around for hours looking for it. Or I have forgotten how my muscles function and I flop around on my bedroom floor. Or the cells in my body have forgotten how to stick together properly and dissipate into the air but nobody notices because I haven’t gone to school in so long they have forgotten what I look like.
Today’s Maximumble wants the facts.
“What? A midterm? When did class even start? Three weeks ago?”
I usually have those dreams where I stay so late in one class that I completely forget to go to my next class; however, when this happens, the teacher of that next class acts like nothing ever happened…
Are you *sure* your name isn’t Calvin..? <.<
Freshmen move-in is ongoing (somewhat delayed due to certain recent events), so I suppose there are a LOT of folks having dreams of social and academic disaster right now…
I thought I was the only one who had the I-forgot-I-was-in-school dream!
…I actually do forget how my muscles work and just flop around sometimes. Not as scary as you’d think, but awfully uncomfortable.
Yeah, that thing where my cells forget how to stick together isn’t all that pleasant either…
Okay, let me revise what I posted Monday: It’s “Educating Biff…IN SPACE!!!” week.
That’s a good excuse but I was never smart enough at school to think of it.