#1285 – Bait
Posted on May 23, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I’ve never owned a fishing pole. When I was a kid I would go down to the river with a friend and scavenge for supplies. In the span of 20 minutes we could find a tangle of fishing line, a hook, some weights, a cup of bait and a long stick. We would stick a worm on the hook and look for a spot where we could see fish and then slowly drop the worm in front of them. This almost never worked.
Today’s Maximumble is an emergency.
Tags: fishing, lake, scissors
Biff had best beware, lest the fish discover drills, too!
I fish with a six-pack and a bare hook. If the fish wish to commit suicide… Well, that would interrupt my drinking and napping, but I guess I’d accomdate one if it were so desperate to be my dinner.
I’ve been fishing twice; the only thing I’ve ever caught was a small octopus.
I wanted to keep him but apparently they don’t make good pets.
Evolution is truly an amazing thing. The other day, I saw a bird tweet on a phone. Alas, it was only in 140 characters or less.
Biff’s boat looks like the upper portion of a coffee cup to me.