#1246 – Length
Posted on March 22, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I think Starbucks will be the company that will invent matter teleportation. They will give away a small receiver to keep on your desk that will be registered to a credit card. Hit the little green button on the front and the barista in the mothership will make your drink and zap it right to you. People will now have the stamina to work longer hours to fuel their caffeine/sugar habits.
Today’s Maximumble calls interference.
Tags: break room, coffee, straws
Thank goodness he doesn’t have to work with bendy straws.
Chris….. You have most of the imagination of this galaxy. Share some of it with us, mere mortals 🙂
Starbucks mothership? Coffee teleportation????
OH MY GOD!
You rule!
Yanno, when Biff puts that straw to work, he risks serious head-implosion…
I could seriously stand some coffee teleportation. But it won’t be Starbucks(tm). It’ll come straight from my own kitchen – I make the best coffee of anyone I know, including those commercial outlets.
Biff’s crazy.
*upon re-reading top of my post* Wait….. that already been established. multiple times….
Woah, early comment for me!
…hmmm… Haven’t we heard the Starbucks teleportation before?
I’ll see if I can find where…
Poor Biff, a straw that long will never work. Trust me, I’ve tried.
Woohoo! 6th to post here!…but yeah, i’d agree with this…it’s not the taste of the coffee you gotta worry about…it’s how long you made the straw you’re using to hijack it. 😀
…you must not be very good with straws, Amano. I managed to put together a 20 foot straw once…just so I could poke my best friend from clear across the classroom. It worked even better for hitting him with spit wads. Best snipe-tube ever.
@DaemonThanatos – I meant for DRINKING. It is phsically impossible to drink out of a straw that is too long. Blame physics.
*DOUBLEPOST*
@DaemonThanatos – Also, it’s “Yuki”. Japanese webname.
you are awesome, chris. i can’t wait for that starbucks mothership~
Rumor has it Starbucks has patented a water molecule variant that’ll make coffee stay in liquid form in temperatures up to 3000°C, so that they can brew large amounts of coffee days in advance without it getting cold. Or possibly so that they can cover the Earth in Starbucks stores and then pour this coffee everywhere which at a temperature close to half of that of the surface of the sun should turn Earth into a miniature star, or Planet Starbucks.
I’m sure it makes sense to some marketers.
So yeah, they’re really cutting the edge of coffee science huh.