#1230 – Filled

I guess it’s a good thing that I don’t own a printer that runs on human blood. I would probably run out of blood before I got my garage sale flyers to print correctly. I guess I don’t use the printer often enough. I have to spend a half hour calibrating and cleaning every time I want to print a single page. I think it would be faster if I made everything like a ransom note and cut the letters out of the junk mail I get every day.

Today’s Maximumble is enormous.

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20 thoughts on “#1230 – Filled”

  1. Bookwyrm87 says:

    Gah, that would be so creepy.

  2. Gwid says:

    The printers we have are all from the same place – The Box Place (which is really a recycling center. We just call it that because we get boxes from it). None of them are colour printers, but they all work fine with a few modifications. Of course, there’s the offset of having them put in a few extra random numbers in the page here and there.

    Biff is giving blood. The printer has a face. Where can he give the green from?


  3. Micah says:

    Biff’s blood is magenta?

    Hang on..I was under the impression that Biff didn’t have blood.

  4. Tekaramity says:

    Hey, I go to give blood this Friday. I will totally ask the Red Cross if they would consider Biff’s revision to the process.

  5. Maskman says:

    I do NOT want to know where he’s going to get the black pigment…

    I’ve got an old old old HP Laser III. That thing is ‘carved from the solid’ – never fails, just keeps on crankin’ out the pages. Toner is getting hard to come by, though.

    @Micah; The cat-bag comic showed that he’s got blood. Just not easy to get to it, is all…

  6. reynard61 says:

    Actually, from the expression on the printer’s “face”, I thought that The Biffster was donating blood to a sick friend.

  7. Alex says:

    I’d say it was an HP, but it would explode rather than use something as cheap as human blood..

  8. Wizard says:

    Thinking about the price of printer ink, I’d seriously consider this…

  9. Marr965 says:

    @Wizard: Blood from the proverbial stone, eh?

  10. Typhin says:

    iF yOu wANt To seE tHeSE KniCKnaCks aGaIN
    cOMe tO tHe gARaGe sALe

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  11. K says:

    At least running it on human blood would be way cheaper than the official cartridges!

  12. Cari says:


    I’d be more worried about the yellow ink…

  13. MaskedMan says:

    @Cari; Also scary. I don’t want to see how he taps into his bile duct.

  14. Radical Edward says:

    >_< Blood for ink? I couldn't do that. I'm anemic. I also would need a baby needle for it if I wasn't anemic (I'm not brave enough for the adult needles.) I am a wimp when it comes to giving blood for necessary things.

  15. Cari says:

    @MaskedMan: Bile wasn’t exactly the yellow I was thinking of…

  16. Joey says:

    Laser printers ftw!

    None of the issues you described 🙂

  17. Ken Selvin says:

    Huh. The sad part? If you look it up, ink IS more expensive than blood. Ink is also more expensive than vodka and crude oil per ounce. o-O Bastards are screwing us…

  18. extremist343 says:

    Oh, how I wish I could replace the red ink with my blood! I have some kind of anti-anemia thing going on where I don’t seem to suffer any side effects from blood loss no matter how much it is, in fact it seems I need to lose some blood periodically and if I don’t bleed by accidental causes in time I’ll start getting nosebleeds to dump the excess blood.

    1. Mahnarch says:

      Get yourself some pet leaches, maybe?

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