#1180 – Conifer
Posted on December 20, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
When I was a kid we always had our Christmas tree in the far corner of the living room where you didn’t really see it from outside. A lot of my friends had their trees positioned right up against the largest window for all to see. My favorite was a house up the road that had a huge tree in their front window and then a tiny tree peeking up from the bottom of the 2nd floor bedroom window. They were decorated the same and arranged to give the effect of a single tree bursting through to the upper floor.
Of course this isn’t the first time Biff has dealt with a head growth of this type.
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I hate when that happens to me. (The tree on my head that is). I avoid radioactive pine tree fresheners in my car and it stopped happening
“Sometimes I feel things tickling me, but I think that’s just Bob getting back at me for all the times I called him Herbert.”
Our Christmas tree broke this year. Now it looks kinda like a banana in shape.
Speaking of shape – Biff’s head is the right size again! Or, at least, deflating.
~Gwid
So I suppose Biff is pining for some extra cash?
We couldn’t get a real tree this year, but we got one last year. I think, our fake tree is so old now, that it dropped more needles that the real one!
Surprisingly, our real one didn’t make a mess at all, so I guess we picked a good one! 😀
The extras money must be great for him, but if he grows it too big, he might have another problem like this
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/06/26/77-umbrella/
😀
ONLY 5 SLEEPS TIL CHRISTMAS!!!
I can’t wait already!
~Yukimura~
So is his bark worse than his bite?
So Biff was channeling Euell Gibbons on his last visit to Chernobyl?
(Obscure reference time!)
@Noir the Sable – XD
In reference to the comic linked in your comment, Chris… Of course Biff ate a radioactive banana. All bananas are radioactive 😀
He is also now far more welcome in the office carpool. (As long as he doesn’t drive. He’s still banned from driving.)
Biff’s been swallowing pine nuts?
This looks familiar…… ;]
Well, I can safely say that Biff would make a good fertile piece of property if he lived on a farm. Just imagine: what else could grow on him?
Last night, I went to a house that was advertised on TV. We specifically came to see the lights that were decorated all over the property. Very pretty, but yes, I didn’t expect today’s topic to be a bit of a repeat.
@ Rifpit
Yeah, Herbert really doesn’t like being called Bob. He gets very upset when you do that.
@Noir the Sable: Very funny! I guess Biff is really branching out…
at Rifpit:
i thought i was the only one to have ever played fallout to. incredible game. incredibly hard at times, too.