#1092 – Compression

I never had fresh blueberries until I was over at a friend’s house one day and his dad brought home a giant basket of them. They were amazing. It probably wasn’t the best idea to leave the whole container with us unsupervised because we ate them all. The added hilarity of having blue teeth and tongues was a contributing factor.


19 thoughts on “#1092 – Compression”

  1. animeloveofthegods says:

    My money’s on their being 74 blueberries in that muffin.

  2. Greyryder says:

    But, they’re so good, with that 74th blueberry!

  3. ZeoViolet says:

    Biff must’ve used Peruvian Exploding Blueberries by mistake. /randomly made up blueberry name.

  4. MaskedMan says:

    Blueberry critical mass @ 74 berries. Next comes the uncontrolled blueberry chain reaction, followed by the bluewave radiation. Next thing you know, you’re singing along to Eiffel 65…


  5. soilent says:

    …fire in the hole…
    I wonder if they allow baked goods at the paintball/gotcha range.

  6. MaskedMan says:

    I’ve seen the effects of a blue paint grenade going off. It looked very much like a 74-blueberry muffin.

  7. Church says:

    I was expecting a pixilated folder with biff holding it and the caption reading something like “Compressed file corruption can ruin your day”

  8. grapy says:

    mmm blue berry bomb my use for them is put them in a wax shell make sure the wax just thick enough to keep the blue berry bomb from exploding then take it to the mall and drop it on the play area boom kids will flock to the detonation site and eat

  9. grapy says:

    count down to 1100 8 biff’s till 1100

  10. Reg says:

    If he exceeded the blueberry threshold with waffles, would there be a patterned explosion?

  11. reynard61 says:

    Looks like the Biffster’s feeling kinda blue…

  12. darkwatersong says:

    I had a couple plants that were in season and I was totally broke…..so on the 2nd day interesting things begin happening. Lets just say if you eat enough artichokes they will color everything that comes out green.

  13. This is so great! The other day I went blueberry picking and picked 5.12 pounds of blueberries. All my friends know I am OBSESSED WITH BLUEBERRIES!

  14. -2! says:

    Definitely 73 blueberries and a loose seed.

  15. Obsidia Black says:

    I wonder if he’ll join the Blue Man Group now…

  16. MaskedMan says:

    Like a blueberry claymore mine. Yup.

  17. mrmeval says:

    Yes but you never discuss the end result of eating a couple pounds of blueberries.

  18. Alakar Voidus says:

    I pick blueberries for a job this summer. not fun.

  19. Nikko says:

    I pick berries slightly faster than i eat them… the problem arises with the walk back, after which i inevitably return from picking pounds and pounds of fruit with about a half dozen berries to show for it.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *