#1092 – Compression
Posted on August 18, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I never had fresh blueberries until I was over at a friend’s house one day and his dad brought home a giant basket of them. They were amazing. It probably wasn’t the best idea to leave the whole container with us unsupervised because we ate them all. The added hilarity of having blue teeth and tongues was a contributing factor.
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My money’s on their being 74 blueberries in that muffin.
But, they’re so good, with that 74th blueberry!
Biff must’ve used Peruvian Exploding Blueberries by mistake. /randomly made up blueberry name.
Blueberry critical mass @ 74 berries. Next comes the uncontrolled blueberry chain reaction, followed by the bluewave radiation. Next thing you know, you’re singing along to Eiffel 65…
😀
…fire in the hole…
I wonder if they allow baked goods at the paintball/gotcha range.
@Soilent;
I’ve seen the effects of a blue paint grenade going off. It looked very much like a 74-blueberry muffin.
I was expecting a pixilated folder with biff holding it and the caption reading something like “Compressed file corruption can ruin your day”
mmm blue berry bomb my use for them is put them in a wax shell make sure the wax just thick enough to keep the blue berry bomb from exploding then take it to the mall and drop it on the play area boom kids will flock to the detonation site and eat
count down to 1100 8 biff’s till 1100
If he exceeded the blueberry threshold with waffles, would there be a patterned explosion?
Looks like the Biffster’s feeling kinda blue…
I had a couple plants that were in season and I was totally broke…..so on the 2nd day interesting things begin happening. Lets just say if you eat enough artichokes they will color everything that comes out green.
This is so great! The other day I went blueberry picking and picked 5.12 pounds of blueberries. All my friends know I am OBSESSED WITH BLUEBERRIES!
Definitely 73 blueberries and a loose seed.
I wonder if he’ll join the Blue Man Group now…
@Reg;
Like a blueberry claymore mine. Yup.
Yes but you never discuss the end result of eating a couple pounds of blueberries.
I pick blueberries for a job this summer. not fun.
I pick berries slightly faster than i eat them… the problem arises with the walk back, after which i inevitably return from picking pounds and pounds of fruit with about a half dozen berries to show for it.