#1005 – Vacant
Posted on April 19, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
There are some meetings I am invited to for projects that I am only tangentially involved. My brain slowly turns to mush as my eyes glaze over and lose focus. I’ll start to doodle on my notepad or bend paperclips to give my brain something to do besides talk me into falling asleep. For some reason I draw a lot of sandwiches. I don’t really do it in other circumstances. Just meetings.
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Good bye big Biff
Everything on earth can be made better with bacon now that you mention it
more like Bacant…
EVERYTHING can be made better with bacon.
Mmmmm, bacon….
I have to agree with Osa. Bacon makes everything better.
I wonder what the corporate meeting was about…
Bacon week! I call it!
*Snicker* I’d wonder what my employer would say to that, to be honest. Then again, he deals with a LOT of weird stuff…
Take a stick of butter, wrap it in bacon, dip it in chocolate and deep fry it…
@caffiend: I am in absolute awe, that sounds simultaneously like the best thing I can ever taste and the absolute worst thing for my body, such simple procedure too….
@ caffiend: I bet someone is already selling that at a county fair somewhere.
@Kbman Yeah. The Clay County Fair in Iowa…
*insert Wayne’s World bacon joke here*
Biff Bacon, with 80% more animated pork! Biff Bacon, for all your work needs!
#6: Gorilla? – YES! Gorilla!
yay paperclip bunny
BACONVISON!
or:
“Biff conditions his co-workers into making eye-contact with him more often.”
Gorilla of my dreams, she brings the bacon.
Jim Gaffigan does a whole bit about bacon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nT9P8MMpsE
Am I about the only other one more amused by the whiteboard in the background and what it says?
A song about bacon: http://thefump.com/fump.php?id=1258
@ZeoViolet: That whiteboard is supremely amusing. At first I thought it said “Gorillaz” instead of “Gorilla?” – like the band.
I wonder what Biff’s favorite bands are. He seems like he might possibly like Radiohead.
I used to doodle in school, but then started to try to take notes by writing with my left hand. Consequently I now have illegible notes that came from two hands rather than just one.
Not *everything* is made better by bacon. Cherry juice is not improved by bacon – you just ruin perfectly good cherry juice… And the bacon, too. 😛
Mmmmm, bacon is meat candy.
But accordi]ng to subway, pepperoni makes everything better…one minute… nope…
@zeoviolet: the board makes me wonder where biff works, especially since he apparently has a desk job.
You know when you doodle through important stuff your brain actually retains more of the information than if you actually paid attention. Maybe that’s why I did so good on tests without studying.