#1103 – Bite
Posted on September 2, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
It’s a little embarrassing sometimes when the dog will be bugging me for awhile and I start asking her “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?! I’ve taken you for a walk… I’ve played with you… I’ve given you a bunch of scratches… what. do. you. want?” And then I realize her dinner time was 2 hours ago.
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my cat does that too. what are you meowing and rubbing against me all the sudden? oh you’re hungry/thirsty.
It even happens just when you fed the critters, they look at you wanting more.
Better the sofa than the Gungerlock. 😮
The smaller dog has an infallible alarm clock – It always goes off two hours *before* meal time. The big (95#) dog just walks up and swats me with her paw when I’m late with the food. At least *her* clock is set correctly…
Couch: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Our dog just eats whenever. She always has a bit of food in her bowl, since she likes to eat at weird times in the middle of the night. But she does get a sort of cereal treat at our dinner time. She’ll stand at the kitchen door for an hour, glaring at us, and then staring at her bowl.
She know’s, man. :[
My roommates have pets… but they may as well be mine for all the care given her dog and cat. I think she’s bathed them twice in the six months I’ve been here. Feeding? Yeah, that’s me. Water? Me again. Dog should go for a walk? You guessed it, me. Which actually kinda sucks since we are out here in the desert, and it would be cruel to take a dog for a walk in 115F weather, so I have to wait until some point after midnight in hopes the temperature drops below 100F. Im July, the dog, she wasn’t walked so much I fear.
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One time, my brother’s futon tried to eat the dog. It almost succeeded.
This week on “The Book of Biff”: When Good Furniture Goes Bad!
I’d pay twice the rent to be Biff’s roommmate
@ Miles: Aww.. that’s nice of you =) Hopefully the animals realize who’s their real friend =) My friend’s brother has a cat and the brother’s girlfriend has a dog… somehow my friend and her mom are the one who take cares of both the cat and the dog. But the animals knows that and is a lot nicer to my friend than to the brother =3
Last year the person I was living with had a Dog that was not that bad at coning out extra dinners and breakfasts.
I never had a dog or cat… that I can remember, anyhow…
I DID, however, have RABBITS.
30 of ’em.
Trust me, when you have 30 rabbits, you do NOT want to clean them out after not cleaning them out for a month (*holiday, my friend somehow didn’t clean them while looking after ’em. I don’t blame her*)
UNRELATED MOMENT!:
I have a LOT of relatives with pets.
My nan has a dog. My aunt has a dog. My other aunt has a dog, a cat and occasionally a hamster. My OTHER other aunt has two dogs, two cats, two guinea pigs, and had a rabbit. I think I will stop here.
My cat becomes manipulatively affectionate at feeding time.
oh dear biff has let the couch get hungary again>.>
@Acies
At one point a couple months back I somehow got my head cracked open down to the bone and badly concussed (no idea how, I just say I was Ninja’d). I woke up on the couch, and we theorize that the cats and dog conspired to put me there in hopes of saving the one who brings food,
Guess i’m the only one who had birds as pets growing up. Even then my dad was the one who took care of them most of the time. They hated me.
Wasn’t it the loveseat that had hunger issues?
I usually feed the cats when my parents are away on holiday. They usually try and trick us into feeding them multiple times. We had to cut back because one of the cats weighed in at 14.4 pounds.
I’ve fed the couch before…
With my brother!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Cats can hypnotize you into realizing what you forgot to do. They would just sit there and look at you until you suddenly get the right idea.
Except my male cat. He just sits next to his food bowl and howls like like a dog’s ghost in a medieval castle. Works!