#1094 – Wrapped

The thing about burritos is that they can be secretly hiding an inner core of refried beans that is many time hotter than the surface temperature of the outer tortilla shell. You won’t discover this until it is too late and your mouth has been melted shut.


23 thoughts on “#1094 – Wrapped”

  1. Ray A. says:

    He didn’t knooooow the gun was loaded …

  2. grapy says:

    rocket loaded burrito’s not a good invention

  3. cyber95 says:

    “I just shot Biff in the face!”

  4. corjoth says:

    and that is why you always let a friend have the first bite.

  5. Grent says:

    This comic made me really want to go to Chipotle. Unfortunately, it is 1 AM and Chipotle is closed.

  6. Miles says:

    I understand that happens mainly with those frozen Microwaved burritos. I have never ever had one of those in my life, and thus, never experienced the burny refry bean burritoness. I do tend to make my own carne asada burritos, sans beans, so additionally no molten beanness.

  7. animeloveofthegods says:

    Always been more of a chimichanga man myself.

  8. MaskedMan says:

    Shaped burrito charge!

    Do not look into burrito with remaining eye!

    Burrito laser!

    Actually, my fear is not the explosively molten core, but the tooth-breaking hidden pocket of ice.

  9. Obsidia Black says:

    Always been a quesadiea man myself.

    Please don’t kill me for butchering the Spanish language.

  10. Arjan says:

    Try a chees soufle. Those burning my lips éverytime. The outside seems cooled down..and then the inside is as hot as lava.

  11. Ledish says:

    @ MaskedMan

    Like when ya heat something straight from the freezer, the outside is do darn hot ya can barely eat it and then ya get the *crunch crunch* of ice just a centimeter away from the nuclear-hot surface? 😀

  12. Tenshi Strife says:

    I have had one of those frozen burritos go nuclear in my microwave, causing a huge mess. I did not realize they could explode… obviously neither did biff.

  13. Mister Disco says:

    It looks like Biff accidentally ignited the core of the delicate and dangerous but delicious Plasma Burrito. You have to get it to the right temperature so it coalesces, but not so hot that it ignites.

  14. MaskedMan says:


  15. tekaramity says:

    I don’t have this problem with food. No, I exhibit it strictly with hot drinks. Every time, I incorrectly assume the cup is the same temperature of the liquid inside. Every time, the scalding my mouth endures proves me wrong. One would imagine I’d’ve learned by now…

  16. Twilightfairy says:

    It’s in reverse on my end. When i put things in the microwave to heat them up… the plate gets hotter then the food. so when i take a spoonful..it’s ice, but the plate is molten.

  17. Karen says:

    I lived off pizza pockets and microwavable burritos for a while when I lived in residence at university (we weren’t allowed hotplates or even electric kettles in our rooms, but there was a microwave in the communal lounge area). Cafeteria hours were pretty limited, and totally not compatible with my schedule, so microwaving was the only option I had for getting hot food. I think I went a good three months without taste buds due to constantly burning them off on hot filling.

  18. Sparta says:

    i never would have guessed that a bowl of spaghetti sauce could be burned to cinders on the outside and yet remain near frozen on the inside…..

  19. -2! says:

    This happens to me every 21st Tuesday.

    “Biff realizes the rocket Burrito is a great invention when placed in hands of the enemy.”

  20. ThatDude says:

    Biff is the test subject of the military’s newest assassination invention: the Burrito Cannon

  21. Gwidlet says:

    Another classic “Why isn’t any water coming out? *puts face to hose and looks inside*”.

  22. Nokore says:

    “You’ll shoot your eye out” …

  23. Ol' Gui says:

    The rules of safe burrito handling
    Every burrito is always loaded
    never point a burrito at anything you are not willing to destroy
    keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to bite and never squeeze.

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