#1081 – Toss
Posted on August 3, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I’m at the point where I get only around 5 “real” pieces of mail a month. The rest of it is coupons and credit card solicitations. But even with all of that there is an occasional day where I’ll get nothing and I’m furious. Where’s my mail? Why are you holding back on me? And then the next day I get a bunch of junk that goes straight into the recycle bin.
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Inscrutable…
That day you never get any mail is called Sunday, Chris. =P
I imagine the mailman doesn’t want to get anywhere near a house with barking tulips! I wonder if Biff leaves spare bricks out by the curb for the mailman?
I get a little junk snailmail, but most of my junk mail anymore is the electronic stuff, which ends up in my spambox.
@Howls Like Wolf – no, they just rob them from his wall…
@Crimson_Regret – We get mail on sundays here in Wales. not sure about where you live.
We get around the same amounts of junk mail and normal mail. This may be to do with the fact that we spam the people sending the mail if the include an address or e-mail.
For instance, sending an email saying WE DO NOT ACCEPT JUNK MAIL 50 times to the email. Maybe making a rant a page long, printing it off 5 times and sending it to them… Maybe its a bit too much… -_-
We dont get much junk mail. We dont get much normal mail either |;D
Don’t trash the junk mail, keep it in a big pile and use it for fuel when the power’s out in winter.
And thinking of my neighbors, where can I get barking tulips?
@Howls Like Wolf: No, that’s just Biff’s shipment from the Brick-of-the-Month Club.
Unfortunately, my barking tulips (available from here) tend to confuse the neighborhood dogs, so I’ve been forced to remove them from my garden… 🙁
I don’t have barking tulips. I have bloomin’ dogs.
😛
Mail is usually consisting of junk like coupon books for weird shops and solicitations. The real stuff I get is usually from Japan.
I get porn catalogs for a previous owner of my house. Those will be a little hard to explain when my child gets older…
Post your address and I’ll send you a letter.
barking tulips hmm aha it is flower and grass week
the real question is, why does everyone have these weird colorful geometric avatars?
@ starseedjenny: I think that those are “generic” avatars that either Gravatar or WordPress/Comicpress assigns randomly to those of you who aren’t registered on Gravatar.
I once asked my postman if he could do me the service of not delivering all the junk mail. He said that it was the junk mail that paid for he rest of it.
@starseedjenny – because on gravatar, the preset ones are usually geometric?
idk…
anyway, change to my earlier post… i stayed til tuesday (*today*)