#1038 – Puncture

I remember back when there was that fad going around where people were claiming you could take down a vegetarian vampire with some high powered weed killer. Fortunately nobody in my inner circle bought into that nonsense. A lot of people died that summer.

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22 thoughts on “#1038 – Puncture”

  1. Chuck says:

    I have a friend who thinks he is a vampire. He is a vegetarian.

  2. flame says:

    damn guess I know what I’m doing today

  3. Chris says:

    @Chuck – Don’t drink soy milk around him.

  4. lilpunk91 says:

    yeah spray killer didn’t work well with moss mummies either.

  5. Crosshair says:

    Shouldn’t Biff be sharpening a steak if it’s a vegetarian vampire?

  6. J says:

    i’v always found the traditional steak to be the best weapon against vegetarian vampires

  7. Luc says:

    @J – That’s funny because I get the best results using a T-bone’s bone.

  8. Fishy says:

    I vant to zuck your juize!

  9. Eleanor says:

    If they’re vegetarian, what do we have to worry about?

  10. Anon says:

    Eleanor- you enjoy having your fruits juiced when your back is turned? It’s tragic.

  11. baughbe says:

    It’s fun to lure them into an All-You-Can-Eat BBQ joint and lock them in. It’s hi-larious.

  12. Chris2fer says:

    Bunnicula!

  13. Seraphic Star says:

    And I thought Count Duckula and Biff would make good friends.

  14. just passing says:

    Count Duckula mouhahaha !!! 🙂

  15. Wizard says:

    Why did the vampire give up his vegetarian diet?

    He couldn’t get blood from a turnip.

    (insert rimshot here)

  16. grapy says:

    why is biff sharpening a carrot cant he use a potato

  17. Rasheed says:

    Re: Eleanor
    Ever see Troll 2? Goblins were vegetarian, so they’d turn people into plants THEN eat them!

  18. Cari says:

    High powered weed killer doesn’t work on weeds either.

  19. Mewthicus says:

    Chris… If you haven’t read Bunnicula, you should.
    That goes for everyone else here, too. It’s… something else. XD

  20. MaskedMan says:

    Biff’s missing a bet – A Potato Cannon is what he needs. OTOH, maybe it’s better he didn’t think of that – Biff making a potato cannon..?
    :: shudder ::

  21. grapy says:

    if a vegitarian vampire attacked me i would run to the fridge and grab a steak or attack him with a knife stained with blood or act crazy to make him try to bite his head off

  22. Valdrec says:

    I would defeat him with SCIENCE!

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