#5 – Jeans

I’m not allowed to purchase jeans by myself anymore. My wife is tired of my gap carpenter jeans. Now she tries to take me to old navy but she gets frustrated because I refuse to buy anything there if it isn’t on sale.

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0 thoughts on “#5 – Jeans”

  1. Madness says:

    He looks kind of odd in this one.

  2. Avarice says:

    wow.. O_o
    i’m a girl but i even feel sorry for that guy….. no kids for him! =D

  3. Secularist says:

    I doubt Biff should have kids in the first place… they may end up in a fan or something.

  4. Malachite Dragon says:

    I agree, they’d all end in…quite dire straits. x.x;

  5. Dark Pheonix XIII says:

    But maybe they’d inherit some of his immortality.

  6. xoyv says:

    nigh immortality

  7. Malachite Dragon says:

    Nigh-Invulnerability. 😀 Maybe their cousins of the tick? That’d explain the skin color.

  8. Brian says:

    Am I the only one who imagines Jack Handy’s voice as the narrator, here?

  9. Ela says:

    Hah, he looks like a little kid with a bunch of pairs of socks on.

  10. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    Yeah, he does, doesn’t he?

  11. Mr dude says:

    ouch you can see why he’s in pain…the colour scheme is awful…o and the tightness on the crotch…i wonder which hurts more?O.o

  12. Jaz says:

    owwww
    i cant look

  13. Neteeee says:

    there go little biffs

  14. Malachite Dragon says:

    Do we REALLY want little biffs? They would be the cause of WWIII o.o

  15. Mr dude says:

    and wwIV and ww V and wwVI excetera excetera

  16. Ian says:

    hmmm. the biff wars. people argue about society putting em down for enjoying talking into fans and yadayada, and form the resistance movement to fight the government that created this society. the government proceeds to unleash their never ending supply of men on them, and the humanitarian groups world wide condemn the government for doing so, and the matter is brought up to the UN, and they declare it to be hammertime on governments worldwide, and the governments start to break (it) down. and the little people cannot touch this (piece of news) cos theyre too busy fighting the men. wheeeee

  17. mic says:

    I doubt that biff’s damaged in anyway, he’s been through everything…

  18. AVEENA says:

    Biff…war…need i say more?

  19. PlutoBum says:

    how small were the pants in the first place….

  20. St.J says:

    the old biff comics have the best style of drawing

    makes it look really old

    I love it

    make more biff comics in the older style like this

  21. Elkian says:


    Ah, he probly can’t feel anything anyway….

  22. Sye216 says:

    That’s why I don’t buy shrink to fit pants.

  23. keraberos says:

    oooooooh biffy! muffin! pain and suffering every day of his life. must suck.

  24. Halo ChIef says:

    Bye- Bye little Biffs

  25. dtanza says:

    Ssss….ow….

  26. Sai says:

    scary…when I read your comment on GAP carpenter jeans, I was wearing a pair at the time….they’re so comfy

  27. Daniel says:

    Shouldn’t he be on the floor clutching his groin? Oh well, I guess that means no Biff Jr.

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