#19 – Cut


48 thoughts on “#19 – Cut”

  1. Mikael says:


  2. Alchav says:

    I know the feeling…

  3. keng says:

    I only got 5 finger bij a Knife

  4. TKort says:

    Hmm.. I’ve had small paper cuts and they sting like a bitch.. I can only imagine what that one would be like..

  5. Mike391 says:

    Walk it off

  6. Chryssta says:

    O.o Tis but a flesh wound…

  7. The Bird says:

    hehe..monty python quote

  8. riyuka says:

    Man I’ve never seen anyone so calm after a paper cut.

  9. Warcrime says:

    Um… i’d like to see the paper that gone and cause that.

  10. Fenix says:

    I hate Paper cuts >.

  11. Kaos Machina says:

    this is where paper cuts scissors 🙂

  12. DMC_Run says:

    “…& here we see the innermost secret fear lurking within every beginning practicioner of the ancient art of Origami…” — 🙂

  13. Ice says:


    I love snakes and spiders, but I have a grand phobia for papercuts. =P

  14. Malachite Dragon says:

    I agree, I’ve never seen anyone so…so…CALM after being turned into two halves of salami. o_0

    Maybe he’s dead o.o *pokes him with a stick*

  15. Zizi the Pirate says:

    oh, god >.

  16. Jesus Jones says:

    Wheres the paper that cut him? Did it run away after the deed was done? Hiding the butcher knife/axe/machete/sword/chainsaw in the dumpster behind a Denny’s? What a perfect crime indeed, no one would ever arrest a sheet of paper, why… they’d seem mad. But we know the truth.

  17. Female Fox Furry says:

    And Biff learns to not to purchase life-sized, incredibly and oddly sharp tables. (There isn’t blood on the table for the same reason there isn’t blood coming from his body halves.)

  18. The Hebrew Hammer says:

    And what reason is that exactly?

  19. Adam says:

    Because Biff has no blood. He’s just an ink drawing. Silly Jewish Hammer.

  20. D says:

    “Man I’ve never seen anyone so calm after a paper cut.”

    He’s dead. You would die after getting cut in two as well. It’s completely normal to be dead after being halved.

    “I agree, I’ve never seen anyone so…so…CALM after being turned into two halves of salami. o_0

    Maybe he’s dead o.o *pokes him with a stick*”

    He is dead.

    lol owned

  21. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    so much for him being immortal…

  22. Malachite Dragon says:

    No, no, he’s not dead. His trousers are still standing, so unless he has the trousers from Wallace and Gromit, he’s alive. In two halves, but alive.

    “A robot…Biff is a goddamned robot!”
    (Gotta love Alien movie 😀 )

  23. mrbattery says:

    one day i shall harness the power of the papercut, for use against my foes…

    >_> firs ti kinda need some foes though

  24. Fwizzie says:

    I am completely with Ice on this one… Snakes, spiders, insects… I love them all, but I have a terrible fear of papercuts.

  25. jonny says:

    my mortal foe… the PAPER CUT!!!

    “tis but a flesh wound! i’ve had worse!” X3

  26. Game Boy. Advanced? says:

    Biff is…..O.o…..hollow?

  27. Malachite Dragon says:

    ‘Tis but a flesh wound! Stand and fight!

  28. Malachite Dragon says:

    But your whole lower halfs off!
    …No it isnt.
    Yes it is! Its right there!

    …’Tis just a flesh wound!

  29. DemonRex says:

    But why is the cut in his middle? Shouldn’t he be missing an arm or something instead?

  30. yes paper is a terible foe. but their is one greater… TOOTHPICKS! my friend and i made paper-clip bows and tooth-pick arrows. i wore a hockey mask, jacket with the hood on, and sujnglasses to protect myself and got shot in the neck. AND THE LITTLE BASTARD ACTUALLY STUCK IN MY NECK!!! I HAD TO PULL IT OUT! THEN I GOT SHOT IN THE STOMACH AND IT WENT THROUGH MY JACKET! I should put that on officeguns.com. everybody go to officeguns.com to learn how to make awesome office weaponary.

  31. Mr dude says:

    the vile paper assassins have struck again…their cardboard allies watch you…=.=

  32. Vetoed says:

    “Come back here! I’ll bite your legs off!”
    I didn’t know paper had teeth…

  33. Sye216 says:

    I despise paper cuts! I always get them right next to my cuticles! Oh god, there’s nothing mroe painful…>.

  34. Britton says:

    I’m still not sure if I like this comic or not…It reminds me of a dream state humor kinda thing….

  35. Nick says:

    Once, while eating whole crabs(COVERED in Old Bay),I got a papercut from the sheet of brown paper used a tablecloth. Needless to say, dinner was painful.

  36. XHawk says:

    Try working in a photo lab for a day, then talk to me about paper cuts!

  37. AVEENA says:

    my bro jumped on his bed when he was younger, he didnt kno that my other bro had played with army men an toothpicks just a few minutes before. needless to say it ended badly with a toothpick stuck halfway into his leg.

  38. Elkian says:

    He’s been Biffurcated!

  39. Elkian says:

    The inky blood of biff…

  40. memimo says:

    I always wanted to invent a paper launching gun! Paper is shot at high speed towards enemy/foe and cuts right through them. Just like wheat.corn stalks getting stuck into trees in hurricanes, awsome….pls someone invent for me i will give a shiney…well shiney whatever currency you want =)

  41. When I was a young girl (around 12 years old), I would read and I would get an insane amount of papercuts from the books I read.

    I rarely read because a lot of books aren’t interesting and the pleasure in papercuts is zilch.

  42. revorger says:

    I bled from and ice cube once.yeah i BLED from and ice cube sharpened by my Pepsi. but i don’t think that counts as a paper cut. but of course its not paper.how did biff get cut like that

  43. Jimmix of Eriador says:

    Big vicious flippin’ paper…

  44. dtanza says:

    I dislike papercuts very much.

  45. MrD says:

    Turns out Biff is just a giant costume.

  46. Kaz says:

    Obviously that table wasn’t there before. Biff’s pen and ink blood created it. Also, memimo, my currency is $3,000 bills, American.

  47. Chrisleech says:

    I have never gotten a paper cut despite reading books all the time. I think I may be immune to them. It is my superpower. My one weakness is pretty much everything else.

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