#970 – Chaos
Posted on March 1, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Back in college there was a few weeks where I was suddenly suffering from itching and rashes all over my body. It was a totally new thing for me and it was very frustrating trying to figure out what was new in my life that was causing it. It finally occurred to me that I was using a new laundry soap. A couple showers and a set of freshly washed clothes later and I was instantly cured.
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Amazing how much explosive violence there is in a butterfly sneeze…
But the explosion was so powerful, it immediately vaporized the butterfly’s guts, keeping Biff’s shirt a tidy, vibrant orange.
That’s why the Butterfly Effect is so effective.
Been there. I am allergic to many colognes and perfumes. I also happen to be allergic to the number one selling laundry detergent, you know the one they wash all new clothes in before the sell them and that everybody else uses.
Oh gross.
At least it wasn’t a cockroach.
Is this theme insects?
Explosive decompression!
Allergies!
Pazno! NOO!
That’s my term… 🙁
I like shouting it at random passers-by and everything…
Oooh…ouch. Still, it’s a bit better than my allergy. I’m allergic to the algae that grows in swimming pools, so even if I can’t see the stuff, I can still get a red, burning rash all over everywhere that touched the water that lasts for days.
And soon there’s gonna be a butterfly with a moustache and a rapier and saying “hello, my name is buzinontoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”
No, seriously, Biff actually killed something! That doesn’t happen. (oh wait, it has allready happened a few times…)
Good thing that wasn’t an elephant. Because of, y’know, the sneeze. And your finger.
Today, I’ve been sneezing like crazy. Turns out that I’m allergic to spring. Or rather, the plants that bloom in spring.
I feel that butterfly effect every time I pass a guy that has bathed in AXE cologne…Biff best to go with just shower soap clean.
To the tune of: The Big Rock Candy Mountain.
Oh, the birds and the bees
and the butterfly’s sneeze…
Looks more like Biff sneezed because the butterfly could’ve been hit by his eyebrows.
Poor Biff. I guess no one told him that Cologne was on the Rhine, a recovering industrial sewer, and therefore not a very good date river.
Try the Danube next time.
Hey, here’s a chaotic notion. If Biff reacted the same way to Cologne, and sneezed so hard it damaged his sinuses, would he get Rhine O’ Plasty?