#96 – Dirt


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  1. He really doesn’t know what to buy does he…

  2. Pickleduck McWeaselpants says:

    He buys a lot of stuff advertised at 3 in the morning, doesn’t he? I’m willing to bet he has at least two full sets of Ginzu knives in his kitchen…

  3. MetMan says:

    Those are some serious stilts.

  4. Linear says:

    Biff seems to have a lot of shoes 0.0

  5. Harlequin says:

    Once you think it through though… That actualy may be a good idea. Less vaccuming and stuff when its all in one place you know?

  6. Genericguy13 says:

    he probably gets up for the girls gone wild commercials and stays for the goofy products

  7. Neyro says:

    From the creators of the Dirt Gravity Shoes, we bring you… COW MAGENT GLOVES! Wake up in the morning and no milk? Well, just put n your gloves and turn them on an watch as a cow(s) come flying through your 10,000 dollar window! Fresh milk on the go! Call nao!

  8. Papaya says:

    How does he walk? Don’t his feet stick to the ground?

  9. pip says:

    Looks fun. I’d buy!

    Dont not sleep and shop, kids. It messes with your mind.

  10. Tehya says:

    I think that something that is not being addressed yet is the fact that HE HAS THAT MUCH DIRT IN HIS HOUSE! O_o

  11. zantarath says:

    Cow magnet… woosh *Moooooo* *Various sounds of pain*

  12. Ben says:

    how is biff so smart and dumb at the sametime?

  13. 66point6 says:

    As before stated(I forget by whom) He got a high roll on Intelligence stats, but a low one on Wisdom.

  14. Konola says:

    I think Biff invents all this stuff. I mean, who else can think up these things? The goofy commercials never have anything this good.

  15. Malachite Dragon says:

    Did he just walk across the River Ankh? =D (Diskworld reference.)

  16. Mr. Son says:

    The dirt couldn’t be from walking over the Ankh, there’s not nearly that much of it.

  17. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    3 A.M. Advertisement: “Dirt Magnet Shoes! Get taller as you walk!”
    Biff, thinking: *Whoa. I gottsa gets me somma those.*

  18. DemonRex says:

    I can just imagine him not noticing until his eyebrows get caught in a ceiling fan. πŸ™‚

  19. Caitlin says:

    Every single one of these comics I read, the first word that comes to mind: “Why?”

  20. Laje Kahr says:

    I’m still favoring the mad inventor theory….

  21. Kanki-chan says:

    No no no, think about it: Jack Sparrow, Edward Elric, and Biff. What do they all have in common? They’re all genius’, but find themselves in oddly stupid situations.

  22. K says:

    Yeah, but Jack’s a bloody fop, Ed’s got an ego problem, and Biff apparently still hasn’t found where his brain is hiding.

  23. Nekogami says:


  24. the Scarf says:

    I actually misread the edward elric as Edward Scissorhands, puerly because Jack is played by Johnny Depp…

  25. David says:

    Biff: the Movie. Starring Johnny Depp as Biff. Directed by Tim Burton. Music by Danny Elfman.

  26. Auntie Aku says:

    I’d most probably watch the movie above, in David’s comment. Who other that Burton COULD direct such a movie? And I bet it would be a total blockbuster, too. πŸ˜€

    And I’d be happy to have those shoes too. They’d make cleaning my room up so much easier!

  27. Shiyiya says:

    That would be the most kickass movie, like, evar.

    I just sounded idiotc there, but still, that would so own.

  28. Pom Rania says:

    These comments just made my day. D&D, Discworld, FMA: WIN!!!

  29. Tasha says:

    I wonder how the shoes attract dirt. Maybe someone stuffed Pigpen inside them?

  30. faeriian says:


    How does he walk? Don’t his feet stick to the ground?

    no, the ground sticks to his feet

  31. Hornswaggler says:

    XDD I can’t think of anything to say to this one but…OMGLOL. Those random infomercials that last half an hour, saying the same thing over and over…and yet you can’t stop watching them. O_O

  32. Foxby says:

    I’m amazed this hasn’t popped up yet:


  33. Raven Gold says:

    Again. Do want.

  34. Kazaaar says:

    Tehya, you’d be surprised how much dirt hides in and under carpets. Even after vacuuming… That much is probaby just two rooms…. *has torn up carpet*

  35. Arekkusu says:

    Biff seems to have all this high-tech stuff, and I wonder just where he gets it…Perhaps he is a brain-damaged super genius, he creates all this stuff (which happens to border between awesome/useless/hilarious), but doesn’t remember the actual actions……Or he’s a cartoon.

  36. mic says:

    biff has some weird pairs of shoes…

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