#954 – Radiant

I like hanging out around the campfire at night and just zoning out watching the flames dance around. There’s usually a moment of panic though after an extended period of staring. I’ll finally blink and my eyelids will feel how warm my eyes are and I think “Oh no! My eye balls are melting!”


20 thoughts on “#954 – Radiant”

  1. Shorty says:

    Biff’s doing research on volcanoes again? What’s he up to, I wonder?

  2. Tweet notwithstanding, it would appear that Biff is in fact made of cheese.

  3. MaskMan says:

    Shoulda bought that telephoto lens, Biff… Cheap at the price. 😛

    Last time I had a campfire, some idiot (not me or anyone related by blood) tossed huge hunk o’ soapstone into it. End of campfire fun as everyone scrambled for cover. 🙁

  4. Heinrich says:

    eh… biff’ll recover. possibly not the worst he’s been through. 🙂

  5. The Dukenator says:

    The Biff-1000

  6. i.half4 says:

    Last Friday Karen wrote: “Augh! The grammar burns.”

    How did I miss that one?
    Vogon poetry?

  7. Archemedes Rex says:

    Recipe: Pour molten Biff into several ice cube trays. Cover with cling wrap. Stand a toothpick in each well of the ice cube trays by poking them through the cling wrap. put in freezer for three hours. Biffcicles for the whole party.

  8. Hershey says:

    Ah, finally, just what I needed for my nachos.

  9. PsychoDuck says:

    Biff looks more like melted French vanilla ice cream here to me.

    …needs sprinkles.

    The Duck Has Spoken.

  10. Cari says:

    I hate when my eyeballs melt.

  11. sco3tt says:

    Yeah, gotta be careful. I nearly melted the camera making This
    and the zoom never worked quite as smooth as it used to. But still, sweet fire

  12. arj says:

    nice. you should have drawn the eyebrows in the Biff puddle though 🙂

  13. i.half4 says:

    Biff is being an extremely good sport, giving his quarry (Kee Rock) a fighting chance. And the theme is also dark. Biff does not wear a sissy white dress. Biff is a Black Clad witch.

    “I’m melting… I’m melting…”

  14. i.half4 says:

    Good old Biff. He never dies. He might melt, but he never boils away.

    And where did he *get* those shoes?

  15. Heinrich says:

    @archemedes rex, let me know when you finish making those. i’d like to try one. (:

  16. It appears substance “Biff” has a lower melting point than substance “rubber-soled shoes”. More research(and funding) is needed to determine if the shoes are more extraordinary than the Biff.

  17. MaskMan says:

    Biff is made of wax. That explains *so* much! 😀

  18. i.half4 says:

    “Biff” may be a name from Death of a Salesman, but somewhere a shoe store is busy printing up application forms.

  19. Linzleh says:

    Ah yes, fun around the campfire… Brings to mind a beach-camping + campfire-Margarita moment when I discovered those rubber flipflop sandals silently melt near fire and your first stagger back to the tent fuses half the beach sand to the bottom of your shoes… Of course you don’t realize this til the next day, when you try to walk on a non-beach surface and fall over!

  20. Spooky says:

    I can’t help but think a better title for this would be Igneous.

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