#89 – Ketchup

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0 thoughts on “#89 – Ketchup”

  1. Ali says:

    uh oh!
    that’s awesome

  2. LordRetard says:

    Man, that is awesome… That would be so neat. Carbonated ketchup… I bet it would taste so awful yet so funderful at the same time.

  3. Chris says:

    I wonder if it would work. I know you can buy those kits to carbonate fruit juice… ketchup might be too thick.

  4. kangaroosexy says:

    the carbonated water would thin it
    but would it stay carbonated? i mean a soda is used in the matter of a hour to a week in bottle form and by the end of that week it’s near flat
    it also seems very messi simply because you have no control of how much comes out
    think shaking a soda and opening it now rember it’s a thick red paste
    not good at all

  5. Alchav says:

    This might be a good idear.

  6. Pickleduck McWeaselpants says:

    This one’s a big f’n mess in the making, no?

  7. Harlequin says:

    Biff really likes toast dosen’t he? Toast and a crapload of fries… Mmmm Mmm, good.

  8. Chryssta says:

    Sounds like a typical bachelor meal to me…

  9. Fenix says:

    Well, looks like he is waiting the worst to happen, just look at all those french fries…

  10. Kardas says:

    Isn’t it strange that ketchup will stain red on any color but black (on which it leaves a white mark)?

  11. zantarath says:

    I could live with the massive mess, as long as my ketchup still tasted like Ketchup.

  12. Female Fox Furry says:

    Eeew, ketchup… Save your self and throw it away, Biff.

  13. Kaos says:

    holy crud! they need to sell that, thats such a good idea! ..just thinking of all the times ive been in a restaurant with those infernal bottles of ketchup that are near completely full and nothing comes out!

  14. Zion says:

    I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this one.

    It’d be fun to try atleast once.

  15. Malachite Dragon says:


  16. Wortcov says:

    reminds me of a movie me and my friends did… it was a parody of lost and the guy who played jack was going to operate a guy. In the end was he all coverd in ketchup (and I was playing the polar bear ^^)

  17. Spoot Knight says:

    It’s actually very easy to make ketchup explode from the nozzle of the bottle. Baking powder (One of Ryan Dunn’s house pranks).

  18. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    chief of police: Alright, what do we got.
    cop: Well, there’s a huge plate of fries, some toast, the kitchen is covered with ketchup, blood, and glass shards, and the victim, still holding part of the bottle, is almost nonexistant. I’m going to say he was smashing himself with the bottle, while running around the kitchen in some sort of frenchfry and toast ritual.
    Chief: perhaps, but leave the rampaging 3 year old mob excuse open.

  19. Mint Sharpie says:


  20. DemonRex says:

    Ketchup toast?

  21. Radical Edward says:

    I’m not cleaning up that mess!

  22. Mochi says:

    I could use that when the crayola paint starts to run out in my art class and I look like an idiot trying to scrape the paint out of the bottle

  23. Miranda says:

    why isn’t this available on a shirt?

  24. Dracat says:

    I think it would be an awesome idea but not necessary. My family has a secret technique for getting anything to the top of a bottle. It involves holding the bottom of the bottle and hitting it down…. Whoops, guess it isn’t a secret anymore!! Love the comic!!

  25. Scoop says:

    Can anyone say mentos?

  26. Capn Steve says:

    Mentos and carbonated ketchup=Death ray
    this is a basic science fact

  27. Marthion says:

    The only thing that could possibly make this better is Pop Rocks.

  28. jesssack says:

    just don’t let it come out your nose.
    Darkpheonix XIII gets serious laugh props for his post

  29. grexxor says:


  30. WonofTew says:

    Ooh, that makes me think of an awesome Human Art sketch from Japan.


    You’ll have to watch the ending to understand the connection. S’pretty short/awesome, so don’t worry about it.

  31. Terrorbob says:

    OMG That was kewl, WonofTew!

  32. Justin says:

    OH DEAR GOD!!! Carbination?!?!?

  33. kaz says:

    I find it amazing that those two pieces of toast came from the single slot toaster.
    altough knowing biff he probably has two toasters and that toast was bread from yesterday when he decided he didn’t wan’t it.

  34. TylerP says:

    Ketchup ready! FIRE IN THE HOLE! It would look as if the Texas Chainsaw Massacre happened in the kitchen but DAMN would it be a tasty massacre!

  35. Hornswaggler says:

    I can imagine Mythbusters doing an entire episode with this…Carbonated ketchup; can it kill a man? XDD

  36. MrD says:

    Biff should suggest this to the F1 guys.

  37. Justin says:

    My father’s trick is to hold your left hand steady over the meal and strike the gap between thumb and forefinger with the base of the neck of the bottle (where it joins the widest part of the bottle). If you strike the base, much of the force is lost, however if you move the bottle and the sauce, and then stop the bottle, the sauce will want to keep moving.

  38. Elfe says:

    We once had a mineral water bottle out on the balcony in winter. it froze. obiviously, when the ice had melted it was flat

  39. Wolfgang says:

    @Kaos: Great tip from a waiter I met once: If you find yourself fighting with a glass ketchup bottle, try hitting the “57” on the neck. It really works!

    Also, I have a friend who I think pressurizes his condiments. Every time I eat dinner at his house I get squirted at by a bottle of something. Last time I opened a bottle of dressing and it squirted about a foot into the air.

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