#831 – Streamed
Posted on August 18, 2009 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I never won any squirt-gun fights in my neighborhood. I always had the tiny brightly colored translucent $1 gun from the grocery store. Everyone else had giant realistic looking battery powered monstrosities. I never really had a chance… or the finger stamina.
Tags: zoo
My squirt gun fighting days ended when a guy thought it would be much more fun to hit me in the head with a rather large water gun and left a bump that stayed for a week…though they were fun while they lasted.
The zoo needs a “No Biff” sign. This week striking an extra note of funny since I had just been to the zoo recently.
It’s weird not seeing Biff’s name in the description of what is going on.
I was always the person with the pump action type that only lastest two shots before it needed refilling. The ones they make nowadays are mad though- especially the ones with tanks that can be strapped to your back to carry more water.
Hah hah hah true. Zoo visitors, never do that to elephants!
Better yet. Do that to elephants, but bring a reflector of some kind.
Ah, we don’t have fancy ‘squirt guns’ in Australia. Schoolyard water fighters are conducted with drink bottles of every kind.
But let it never be said that a Super Soaker is not useful.
Isn’t it against the international laws of childcare to not give your little ones waterguns? well, if it is, I gotta sue my family one of those days (they didn’t gave me ANY waterweapons AT ALL).
@Jess – Awwww.
Meh, forget the waterguns, just grab the hose.
We just cut to the chase and pushed each other into the irrigation ditches.
Yeah, I know – Dangerous as hell. What can I say? We were kids, and we all survived. Not that said survival is necessarily a good thing for the world… Hehehehehehe!
I had the garden hose, The ultimate weapon in water wars.
Unlimited ammo, awesome soakage and range
is it possible to win a water fight, whats the rules.
if its anything like airsoft who ever gets hits calls out and leaves the game
I never really liked water fights. I hated getting wet.
However, I have seen the water guns you described, Chris. In my neighborhood, they’re sold at the gas station’s convenience store.
The only time I like getting wet is if it is to go swimming.
I didn’t even have a water gun. I just had a bucket.
Oh, watergun fights. I’m a girl, so my mom never got me any type of water gun. She stuck to clothes & makeup. I do remember once, after complaining about the heat too much, she filled two three liters up with cold water, sent me and my little brother out, and forced us to dump it over our heads. It was so nicely refreshing but so horribly cold at the same time D:
It’s been a while since Biff made me actually laugh out loud. This one did just that.
This reminds me of the time when myself and my cousins were having a water gun fight. We all had your grocery store brand water guns. My uncle who was about our own age, him being 14 and us being around 7-10 yrs of age, decided to up the game unfairly. He climbed on the roof and sprayed us all with the water hose and then pelted us with water balloons. He was always a douche.
<3 uncle will 😉
@ Weerd2normal: In a watergun fight, the goal is to end up slightly less soaked than your opponent.
I call, “When animals attack” week.
Elephant water cannon = water + elephant snot. Elephant wins.
I just hope Biff doesn’t go up against monkeys. Think about it.
@Psychosis – It will be about 12 days until the next one. I hope you can hang in there!