#813 – Cloaked

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I’ve been paranoid lately that I’m going to lock my keys in the car at work. It’s about an hour drive from home and we have only one car so it wouldn’t be practical for my wife to come rescue me. I wish I had one of those cars where you just leave the little key fob in your pocket and it unlocks when you walk up to the car. I think it’s still uncommon enough that you can trick your friends into believing that the car “knows” you and it just lets you in.

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27 thoughts on “#813 – Cloaked”

  1. Huh, do I have first post? And only minutes after it was put up, too! I am a lucky man :3

    Also- I’ve had days like this, I’d swear the cats have hidden my cochlear implant…
    “Dammit, Konwai, I need to get to class NOW! Where did you put it?!”‘
    “*Purr* *roll over*”

  2. William Syler says:

    Magnet week is lots of fun!
    Hope biff doesn’t get polarized on friday. We don’t need all compasses pointing toward him.
    Then again…to know where the most dangerous man alive is at all times….hmmmm

  3. And the other cats are in on it too.
    “Fine. You, cassandra, you tell me.”
    “*Hmm, hmm* *rollroll, flip*”
    “Oh, right, you’re in heat, you’re too horny to be evil this week. Where are the kittens? Their in their mischeivous phase. AHHA. Clawing at the drapes. YOU! PORTHOS! WHERE IS MY COCHLEAR IMPLANT?!”
    “*blink, blink* *head tilt* *gnaw the fingertip pointed at him*”
    “*sigh* I just can’t win.”

  4. SamFisher202 says:

    It’s pretty epic when you can trick your friends like that. :b

  5. Avder says:

    Make a copy of your door key and keep it in your wallet.

  6. Felix says:

    That’d be cool.
    😮
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    SECOND COMMENT!

  7. Heinrich says:

    i like pulling that kind of trick on people i know. i like watching their reactions and seeing how ridiculous i can make the story before they stop believing me.

    i also like the comic. tricksy little chickens…

  8. The Dustin says:

    Really off-topic but I just realized that in all the Biff comics, with all the fire and explosions, Biff has yet to do what the average person would have issues with… burning off a single eyebrow.

  9. ponzerelli says:

    I love your comic! I’m finally done going through the archives and I’m just amazed at everything you’ve done. Biff is one of the most entertaining characters I’ve ever seen and I look forward to seeing what other messes he gets himself into. Thanks for making such a great comic!

  10. JP says:

    …and there is the less compelling, but surprisingly effective solution of a duplicate car-key kept in your wallet. It HAS worked for me.

  11. Nilly says:

    Dustin, he can’t simply burn one off. … Though that would be interesting to see. He’d essentially be half bald. …Wowza. XD

  12. Twilightfairy says:

    Interesting ways to use magnets week?

    Ah, clever chickens. Clever Biff.

  13. maz says:

    You know, you could always get an extra key and slide it in your wallet, that’s what I do, what are the chances of leaving your keys AND your wallet in the car?

  14. Sebastian says:

    I attend college away from home, so I keep a spare key in my wallet against the occasion of being locked out of my car without anyone to come rescue me. It fits neatly into an ID/credit card pouch, and if it saves me just once I’m sure it’ll have been worth it.

    Since this is my first comment, I’d like to add that I love the comic. I read a lot of webcomics, and your blog posts are always my favorite. 😀

  15. JSW says:

    Another reason to hate chickens, that and my neighbor insists on having a rooster in his yard. Who has pet chickens in the suburbs anyways?

  16. Matt says:

    Is there somewhere at work you could keep an spare key?

  17. soilent says:

    I’d wish I could put one of those Chips into my wristwatch.
    But usualy I’d lose it the instant I did.

  18. Radical Edward says:

    Yup…It’s magnet week.

    Chickens…Can’t live with them, can’t live without them. Especially since their eggs are used in baked goods.

  19. Zach Light says:

    I so need one of those cars your talking about!
    Poor Biff….did he flavor them or something?(his keys)

  20. Listy says:

    You could always get one of those little magnetic boxes and put it up under your chassis with a spare key inside. I once lived all alone with just the one car and it saved me twice.

    You could also keep a spare at your workplace.

    Sorry, don’t mean to make a serious post. I meant DAMN YOU, CHICKENS!

  21. Linzleh says:

    Biff just look for the broken eggs with keys sticking out…”chikens” don’t have thumbs, kind of a stretch they’d even remember the keys were in their beak, no less hide them. Of course, chickens with magnetically altered brains could be a different story…

  22. ­ says:

    It was definitely one of those days for me

  23. Lisa says:

    I have 5 sets of keys for my truck. i keep 2-3 sets on me at all times.

  24. Wizard says:

    Man, those chickens must have been working overtime.

    http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/01/24/175-keys/

  25. gelugon2105 says:

    I know someone who chain keys to her earrings.

  26. kk says:

    You know, you could just get a spare key to your car and leave it in your desk at work. Even if you need your keys to get into the building, it’s more likely someone can let you into the building than that someone could let you into your car.

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