#742 – Pneumatic

I really like our electric toothbrushes. They seemed really silly and over the top when we first got them but now I enjoy how clean my teeth feel. I also enjoy not having any cavities when I go to the dentist. But I’m still holding out for that magic acid-mouthwash that dissolves all foreign particles in my mouth… but I guess where would I spit it out?

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29 thoughts on “#742 – Pneumatic”

  1. jahg says:

    I’ve never seen the sense in those electric toothbrushes, myself, they seem to take all the fun out of the task. Biff, however, is clearly enamoured of them. [chuckles]



  2. Kbman says:

    Biff seems to have a more extensive collection of power tools than my family.

  3. SEA says:

    When he’s done, he won’t have teeth to be concerned about. XD

    Yeah, those toothbrushes are great, since i am lazy. :p

  4. Micah says:

    Ah, so it is invention week.

  5. Monkeyman says:

    GO FOR IT, BIFF! WHOOHOO! Gosh this’d be a hilarious animation!

  6. Polymorph says:

    I love using electric toothbrushes, but I’m not the kind that just lets it do the work for me. No, I use it the exact same way I use a regular toothbrush, for greater efficiency. I guess Biff wanted to take efficiency to an uncomfortable extreme.

  7. Dzelda says:

    Once again our intrepid hero is about to overkill himself with some mundane and routine task.

    Thats our Biff! XD

  8. Jackson says:

    The second panel today is hilarious!

    (This comic has a second panel! The second panel is in your imagination.)

  9. Trypno01 says:

    Jeez he’ll be lucky if he has a mouth left to use after this. Of course, given his penchant for serious head injury, this seems to be the next best thing.

  10. Space Butler says:

    Careful, too high a setting and that toothbrush will wear away at your enamel…or punch holes in your head.

  11. JC says:

    Talk about deep cleaning. No need for mouthwash there.

  12. no name says:

    Now THAT’S a good clean.

  13. -2! says:

    Good thing for Biff Household jack hammers tend to keep there power for longer then the industrial variety so it should be powerful enough to clean that plak

  14. Corjoth says:

    been through the entire archive….love it and i think its modifications of house hold appliances>.> ps i have done a biff-fan-art and would like permission from chris to put it on deviantart.com>.>

  15. Chris says:

    @Corjoth – Sure, no permission necessary to post fan art!

  16. -2! says:

    @ Chris

    I have done Biff fan art and posted it in my MSN conversation with friends once or twice before. So has one of my friends who has only posted here once, as +3ยก (and in case you are wondering he stole the name from me not the other way around) although he has done the MSN Biff message like 70 times to me alone.

  17. Corjoth says:

    @chris- cool thanks^^ ill send u the pic link when its done^^

  18. no name says:

    Didn’t he wear that shirt monday?

  19. -2! says:

    @ Corjoth

    can you also post a link to it here, i want to see it.

    Also i filled out the forum saying I am planning on buying a book online in the next year. All the Book of Biff books actually.

  20. Cory says:

    He could also try making a toothbrush attachment for the household sawzall.

  21. Chris says:

    @Cory – That’s ridiculous. Biff would never do that.

  22. speearr says:

    ….with disastrous consequences!

  23. Osa says:

    it gets rid of peskey plack and your jaw

  24. corjoth says:

    @-2! – will do it will be on that day’s comic^^ i thought i had something but then chris used it and i do like being slightly original>.>

  25. r0b3rt says:

    Ow, ow, ow! I don’t even want to PICTURE him using that.

  26. Reg says:

    I’ve never really seen Biff with his teeth… and now I know why.

  27. MrD says:

    Biff was seen with teeth in the tooth fairy comic.

    It would be easy to find an object to spit into with your ‘foreign particles’ mouthwash. It would just have to be made of teeth is all.

  28. DaemonThanatos says:

    …he’s going to break his teeth…or his face (again)

  29. Voyager says:

    You don’t want a magic acid mouthwash. That just makes your mouth more hospitable to teeth eating bacteria. What you want is a magic mouthwash hyper base!

    Just don’t swallow it. That would be bad.

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