#638 – Dragon

When I was a kid there was a local Chicago station that had a show called “Samurai Sunday.” Every week I would get to see a new crazy 1970’s badly dubbed martial arts movie. For a good hour or two after the show was over my brother and I thought we had become instant martial arts experts. This involved lots of running, jumping, kicking, punching and over the top sound effects. Eventually the order would come down from our dad to “Cut it out!” and we would return to our mortal selves for the next seven days.


22 thoughts on “#638 – Dragon”

  1. speearr says:

    How peaceful….. Now he can fold his assailants in half too.

  2. SharkJumper says:

    Or origami-karate. Which has the advantage of being all-Japanese.

  3. Araxiel says:

    Only just got around to commenting, but this is truly one of the greatest web-comics out there. Keep it up!

  4. Signum says:

    Is it just me, or does biff seem to find ever more ingeneous ways to bend reality?

  5. SEA says:

    @SharkJumper:…woah, that sounds AWESOME!

  6. RG says:

    @Signum: Reality Bending for Biff is normal and quite awesome.

  7. Grug says:

    Biff looks tough. That’s new. I like it! I always thought his eyebrows made him look like a cricket. Chirs, can you teach me Biff style martial arts?

  8. Foxhound2 says:

    I wonder if Biff used a rubber board.

  9. Matthew says:

    Is it bad that sometimes after watching martial arts movies I still goof around like that? I’m 21, but it’s too much fun!

  10. Chris says:

    That’s what you get when you harvest wood from a rubber plant.

  11. MaskedMan says:

    Biff-Fu: Fold boards… And break the linen! Truly the martial-arts for the 21st century master.

  12. Rick V says:

    After watching martial arts films, one is inevitably drawn to believe in one’s immortality.

    One is not, in fact, immortal.

    CONCLUSION: Martial arts movies are dangerous to your health.

    Yoga + Karate + Biff = “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”

  13. dtanza says:

    I shouldn`t drink soda while reading these things….

  14. LazerWulf says:

    My brother and I were banned from watching the Karate Kid movies because we would pretend to be karate masters afterwards

  15. no name says:

    DUUUUUUUUDE. I’m speechless.

  16. Reg says:

    Well maybe Biff can go back and use his new found skills to tie some pretzel knots again!

  17. Karen says:

    Aww … I wish I had Samurai Sundays …

    I also wish passing a karate grading were so easy — the real thing took 7 years to get to, and was over 6 hours long!

  18. Beaker says:

    What I really like is that his belt is actually tied correctly w00t for attention to details!

  19. steve-o says:

    The chaos that Biff could cause with a black belt in Yoga-Karate…

  20. Manfred says:

    I once took a Taekwon do class at the YMCA. It was fun, but being so out-of-shape, I was exhausted by the end of the session. I kinda regret not finishing the course, but whatever.

  21. Twigs says:

    Biff is hardcore.

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