#537 – Linea alba

When I was a kid I could do the splits fairly easily. Now that I’m older I’m about as flexible as I need to be to sit in a chair for 18 hours a day.


33 thoughts on “#537 – Linea alba”

  1. Torg says:

    Exercise Week it is. This being Biff, the misapplication part is assumed.

  2. FSOneblin says:

    I barley stretch before I work out. Is biff working out so he can be a bad enough dude to save the president?

  3. Three of Nineteen says:

    I bet that’s how he survives his frequent body severings. He exercises so he can regenerate? I don’t know – but wouldn’t it be funny if that was a helium tank and he started squeaking like a mouse before floating to the ceiling?

  4. Chris says:

    When I bend over I can touch my knees, does that count?

  5. 3davideo says:

    @FSOneblin: Which president are we talking about? It makes a BIG difference.

  6. Shanchan says:

    I love a man in sweat pants.

  7. FSOneblin says:

    Ronald Reagan. He has been kidnapped by ninjas!

    Don’t Panic: FSOneblin

  8. Micah says:

    What’s with the title? I’ll have to Google it. You have some obscure titles, Chris.

    (Ah, so it’s part of the abdomen.)

  9. brickface says:

    He looks like me after a lot of pizza, haha.

  10. BowlOfSpaghetti says:

    Way this is going,in a few days,it’ll be called “The Book of Buff”…

  11. MaskedMan says:

    Well, now.

    THAT is a different approach to stretching!

  12. Chris says:

    You guys are cracking me up!

  13. Heinrich says:

    yeah – @chris – reading the comments can be almost as amusing as reading the comic.

  14. Heinrich says:

    almost. (:

  15. Seraphine says:

    I love stretching
    and making faces.

  16. Julie says:

    I had a “Biff Moment” at the Office Depot last night while walking by the packing supplies. I wondered what trouble Biff would get into surrounded by all that bubble wrap and what the quirky caption might be.

  17. Gato says:

    Be careful not to pop it. Messy stuffs I tells ya.

  18. no name says:

    it IS Biff with Striped Pants Week! Yay!

  19. Reynard says:

    “Linea Alba”

    Is he any relation to Jessica?

  20. The Dustin says:

    I can still frighten people with flexibility. My Judo teacher told me I should not be able to bend my knee that way. My entire aerobics class, made entirely of females and me (it was water aerobics I did it for the pool time), told me they did not have the flexibilty to put their feet behind their head. And those are my Basic stretches.

  21. jfarmy says:

    I have zero flexibility, always have… I’m really tall, maybe thats the reason? lol

  22. Tsugus says:

    isn’t ‘linea alba’ a line u get from when you are pregnant?

  23. Zege says:

    I can bend my elbows about 20 degrees in the wrong direction. 😛

  24. The Dustin says:

    Really tall like what? I’m 6’2″.

  25. jfarmy says:

    6’3″… I know its not really the height, but that is the “nice” explanation people give me, as to why I’m not flexible.

  26. Josh says:

    what does Biff’s voice sound like?

  27. Halo ChIef says:

    CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. gelugon2105 says:

    One phrase: “Health consequences.”

  29. YukiSnowflake says:

    …i just realsied, biff doesnt get out enough, hes almost white.

  30. YukiSnowflake says:

    @noname “it IS Biff with Striped Pants Week! Yay!”
    i lol-ed at that for years.
    atleast striped pants are better than no pants…….
    o holy mother of harvest goddess, now i have scary, mentally-destructive thoughts/picturesnin my head (*naked biff is a scary scary thought*) (*although hes already been shown naked before, in a bath, luckily for us, with bubbles*)

  31. YukiSnowflake says:

    godd, my first comment is so typoish
    I meant REALISED!
    and sorry for triple posting!

  32. Mags says:

    And nobody commented on the fact that we can actually SEE Biff’s mouth without having to see his skull?

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