#53 – Weed Trimmer

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  1. amanda says:

    *shakes head* oh, biff.

    😀

  2. Leslie says:

    I swear, we have that very one. To get the whole yard, we need 3 extension cords.

  3. Chryssta says:

    *laughing* As if it’s really that hard to get a small gas powered one… Poor Biff… Then again, he’d probably catch the world on fire if his weed whacker was gas powered…

  4. Fenix says:

    Well, if he tries to plug that one, he will get electrified… sincerely, he is not safe in any way xD…

  5. zantarath says:

    Go back to using your teeth. It works better than killing the town with a weed whacker. Or get a horse.

  6. Wannabeelf says:

    sheep. a small flock would do just as well. and their manuer isn’t as big as a horse’s.

  7. ThatChickOverThere says:

    Sheep need to be sheared, though. Give Biff a shearer and he’ll slice a good few limbs off.

    My suggestion: Get a goat.

  8. istalir says:

    I have a goat his names eric.

  9. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    Me and a goat got in a headbutting contest. I won. Goes to show how thick headed i am:S

  10. Mint Sharpie says:

    Darkpheonix, it wasn’t over a bottle of Mountain Dew, was it?

  11. Malachite Dragon says:

    It probably was.

    I can see myself doing the exact same thing.
    *Click*
    “…”
    *Click*
    “Motherf***er!”
    *Click! Click! ClickClickClickClickClickCLickClickClickClickClickClickClick*
    Girlfriend: *comes up behind me, plugs it in for me*
    Weeder: *whirrs to live with all the rage of an elder god leaning down over some Armageddon, rampaging through the grass and embedding itself into bedrock.*
    “…Screw it, lets go watch TV.”

  12. DemonRex says:

    The last time I tried to use one of those, I wound up sending splinters flying into my bare legs at 30 mph.

  13. Zero says:

    Wait is Biff unimpressed because of how short the cord is or is he unimpressed because it’s not working (since it isn’t plugged in)?

  14. @Zero: This is Biff, can’t it be both?

  15. Lt_amazil says:

    It can go as far as a yard (three feet that is)

  16. Three of Nineteen says:

    My electric weedeater doesn’t even HAVE a cord.

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