#483 – Slither

I think I’ve already told all of my guitar or snake stories. :p

I wonder if there has ever been a rock start that included snakes in their stage show and then accidentally killed one at the end of a song when they smashed their guitar. My wife tells me that I wonder about a lot of things. 🙂


0 thoughts on “#483 – Slither”

  1. BlueKitsune says:

    lol I would hate to try to play that um how do you keep it in tune?

  2. Heinrich says:

    ah recycling. most of the caption, anyways.

    i’d like to see a guitar like that.

  3. Heinrich says:

    oh and bradsk88 – maybe he integrated the snake dna into his guitar so that the hole me made with his head would heal.

  4. stonehydra says:

    snake dna is bad for biff.

  5. ¡el pingüino bilingüe¿ says:

    A real challenge would be to play the snake charmer.

  6. LazerWulf says:

    Slither… I just got that. Velvet Revolver rocks!

  7. SEA says:

    Heh, wonder how it sounds XD

    The other part should be this –> http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2007/06/28/278-snake/

  8. Frances says:

    You should look up a story Alice Cooper told on some chat show once. He had a massive snake around his neck on stage and it did a big snake poo all down the front of him. You know how snakes can go quite a while between eating? Well apparently they can go quite a while without crapping too because it smelled really bad and was everywhere. So Alice’s stage hands, who are dressed as clowns naturally, run on to start clearing it up but it smells so bad they start puking all over the stage. The audience thought it was great.

  9. Tofumage says:

    Cool. There’s a real guitar that was made under a similar (yet very different) premise, using materials from biology research. It’s not really DNA engineering, but related to guitars and animals. http://www.uoguelph.ca/atguelph/08-02-13/featuresguitar.shtml

  10. Dan says:

    I hope firday’s has number 44, Invisible. That combined with just about anything would be comedy gold.

  11. Chivalrybean says:

    Ow. I need to get my tooth fixed.

  12. Jackson says:

    “I have had it with these %$# snakes in my %$# guit–”

    *Jackson is killed in mid-sentence by the Overused Reference Ninjas*

    Anyhoo, great comic as usual. I think that just about any form of DNA is bad for Biff–and hilarious times for us.

  13. Seraphine says:

    Haha I LOVE that! I always
    suspected Carlos Santana
    of doing something like that.

  14. MaskedMan says:

    Seraphine; Calos Santana, or maybe Mark Knopfler.
    Anyway, must make for an interesting jam session.

  15. Kitch says:


  16. Trevor says:

    Chris…combine THREE comics next time, please?

  17. Caitlin says:

    Purple guitar! Even without snake DNA, that’s awesome 😀

  18. Chris says:

    @Trevor – Maybe on the 3rd anniversary… maybe.

  19. Zach Light says:

    imagine trying to tune that thing, it be horrible.

  20. Toxic12 says:

    Did he not learn his lesson from the incident with the toaster?

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