#410 – Chilled

In college I was addicted to store brand concentrated frozen orange juice. I had a hand me down plastic pitcher that I used to mix it up in. It was pretty beat up and the lid leaked a little. I decided that since I had been using it everyday, it was time to splurge on a fancy new pitcher. I got a nice Rubbermaid brand container from the grocery store with a screw on lid that looked perfect for my needs. I brought it home and mixed up my first batch and left it in the refrigerator to chill. Later that night I went to get my first glass of juice but when I pulled the pitcher out of the fridge it slipped out of my hand, hit the kitchen floor and shattered. I pulled my old beat up pitcher out of the garbage and started washing it.


0 thoughts on “#410 – Chilled”

  1. Entropic Voight says:

    Late for me to say this, but I got me my Biff book and I love me my Biff book.

  2. Reg says:

    Wow Biff, I don’t know if you were trying to melt the frozen orange juice with nitrogen, but please don’t try using anti-freeze if that’s the case…

  3. Malkozaine says:

    Ah brings back fun memories of messing with liquid Oxygen and dry ice in the military.

  4. Arix says:

    Why not? Biff can try anything he wants. Biff is invincible.

  5. Bobs says:

    aww, i bet it was pretty too. my stuff may look beat up, but its the best stuff in town, just, ive fixed it countless times, my headphones, my computer, my bench, i couldnt possibly think of replacing any of them untill they broke beyond repair.

  6. Gobbledegook says:

    I work with liquid nitrogen on a daily basis. It’s a lot of fun to play with.

    …And I agree with Arix

  7. dragonbrad says:

    I dont know a bout timelines or anything, but i think for some people it might already be new years, I am not shure, but happy new years eve, everybody… EH

  8. some kid says:

    why did the pitcher break

  9. Nishad Sohoni says:

    I wonder if that would actually happen. Knowing that it’s Biff, it probably won’t.

  10. Seraphine says:

    I’d rather have liquid nitrogen than
    frozen orange juice. FOJ = Vomitosis.

  11. Chivalrybean says:

    I’m using a pitcher my parents gave me, the one we always used for juice. It is still in good shape, ‘cept for the little melted bit where the lid fell near the ring of fire/death in my dishwasher. It didn’t hurt anything, but growing up it was always: Grab Juice Pitcher, shake, open, pour. But I have to make sure the lib is closed because sometimes me wife doesn’t always close it all the way.

  12. MasterMenthe says:

    I just got my Book of Biff. Can’t wait for the next installment.

    Liquid Nitrogen on frozen orange juice? Now that just seems strange.

  13. Silfedac says:

    Obviously he wanted it to be nice and chilled.

  14. PsychoDuck says:

    Sounds tasty. Betcha it goes down cool the whole way.

    The Duck Has Spoken.

  15. Chuck says:

    I think he can use liquid nitrogen to make orange-flavored Dippin’ Dots?

  16. dragonbrad says:

    Where i am, its 2008 so happy new years

  17. pieman says:


  18. Elkian says:

    I think he just made absolute zero.

  19. Psymon says:

    Nah, liquid nitrogen is still pretty warm by cryogenic standards.

  20. jykcor says:

    beat-up stuff is the best, because you know
    A) what it can take without breaking
    B)You know exactly what happened to it to make it that way
    C) you’ve used it so much that you don’t trust any other one of it’s kind.

  21. hayabusa says:

    i remember when i broke my arm, and was trying to get milk out of the fridge for cereal dinner. my dad and sister asked if i needed help, and not wanting to feel helpless, i said “no.” the next thing i know, the full milk jug has exploded and is leaking milk all over the floor because my grip wasn’t strong enough

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