#275 – Shake

Dang, I could really go for a shake right now but we don’t have any ice cream in the house. Pineapple and raspberry are my two favorite shake flavors. A vanilla malt is my fall back if we go somewhere that doesn’t have my favorites. Malts can be sketchy though. I often get one that hasn’t been mixed properly and there are chunks of malt floating in it. Dang, I could really go for a malt right now.


0 thoughts on “#275 – Shake”

  1. ratboy says:

    i like banana shakes myself. first post!

  2. Xerol says:

    I’m assuming the dryer’s off on other adventures?

  3. Heinrich says:

    milkshakes are always nice. so are melon storms.
    started a job that involves being away from internet access for a week at a time, but i think i’m going to enjoy reading these five at a time.

  4. Paul says:

    What if you made the milkshake during the melon storm so you had melon flavored milkshakes….mmmm

  5. I like this comic says:

    Now thats what I call using your head! The big surprise in this panel was that Biff used his, for a change.

  6. Seraphine says:

    Who was that guy on television years ago that could open a locked prison with chewing gum and dental floss? Those pre-Biff days seem awfully quaint now.

  7. Brydee says:

    typical biff, always the thinker he is..
    i dont think i would want to try that tho.. washing machine on spin cycle scares me,
    be brave biff!

  8. Bob says:

    heh, i got tired of cleaning the blender, so i just load up on vanilla ice cream, add some milk, and sit there mixing it like mashed potatoes with my spoon untill it turnes into a shakelike liquid. takes minutes to “make” and could possibly taste better. WARNING, do NOT use that lowfat milk for this, it will ruin any taste for ice cream, gotta use 2 or full percent fat. anything else is nasty.
    if you mess with the milk adding, you could make liquidy bowl shakes, or highly vicious, thicker than hyrup, so thick, any straw used will collapse, gotta hold the straw with both hands, otherwise it collapses. mmmmm, bowlshakes

  9. Wannabeelf says:

    Seraphine: Macgyver

    Bob: what kind of milk you use is a matter of personally taste. i like 1%.

    Comic and author’s note: that is good thinking. i shall have to add this to my list of signs of the apocalypse, right under that episode of Mythbusters where they failed to bust a single myth. Biff… had… a… good… idea…

    my favorite flavor of shake that you can get year round is vanilla. though recently i’ve became partial to the orange cream swirl shake i can get at Arbys here. i don’t know if it’s available everywhere; i guess that’s what i get for living in a test market.

    speaking of living in a test market, i really miss McDonald’s pizza. that was the best pizza my childhood tongue had ever tasted. it’s also the best memory of a taste my mind’s tongue has ever tasted. i’m drooling on the keyboard. *sings* it’s a pizza Happy Meal, pepperoni and cheese…

  10. man this is one of the rarer comcis that doesnt look ‘too’ extremely dangerous πŸ˜€

  11. Paul says:

    remember biff has multiple heads maybe he finally found the smart one.

  12. Kaiga says:

    hmmm… If Biff wanted to make a whole lot of milkshake, he could empty his washer, and pour all his ingredients into the washer. And let it all drain into a giant glass… Don’t make the washer a substitute blender, let it BE a blender!

  13. Ela says:

    He… he put the cap on that cup, right? …. Right??

  14. Oddly Frozen says:

    i love milkshakes!!!! my favorites are oreo and butterfinger, yum yum =D

  15. geeklord says:

    Great… Now I’m craving a milkshake…
    Ah well… Great comic, as always, Chris.

  16. Sye216 says:

    Mmm….Dryer milkshake….*Drools*

  17. dragonbrad says:

    odd enough i ate a really good strawberry milkshake while i was on vacation 2 days ago.

  18. Kryhavok says:

    I had a chocolate shake for lunch yesterday… mmmm

  19. Angel says:

    I drink chocolate shakes every morning πŸ˜€
    Ok they’re vitamin shakes, but they’re still awesome.

  20. Malachite Dragon says:

    (Ela Says:

    June 25th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    He… he put the cap on that cup, right? …. Right??)

    This is Biff we’re talking about…God, I hope so X_X otherwise his laundry room is going to have a new coat of milkshake-flavored wallpaper.

    Also- he’s using painters tape. O_o I have a full roll that I used to tape off parts of a wooden Buster Sword I made for an anime convention, its the exact same color.

  21. Ki-chan says:

    oh geez! That is soooo true! We literally have to push our washing machine back into place on laundry day, because it jumps around so much! Sometimes we even take turns sitting on it!

  22. Raghibsuleman says:

    Sometimes I drink chocolate shakes but i like milkshakes………..

  23. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    …I’m allergic to malts…

  24. the Scarf says:

    during the summer, I got banana milkshakes alot….My Dad Works out of town during the week, and gets his own groceries while hes there…Mom and I usually get two bushles of bananas, one green the other ripe, and then Dad brings home a bushel of almost too ripe ones…

    I had to come up with creative ways to get rid of them….milkshakes were my favorite…

  25. Elkian says:

    Why do so many people like strawberry? I don’t hate any fruit, but strawberries are at the bottom. Under slightly rotten fruit.
    Even fully ripe, I don’t really like them.
    Try typing this with frozen fingers and hiccups.

  26. Psymon says:

    The washing machine must not be very well-balanced if it shakes that much.

    I can never get the mix of liquid and ice cream just right to make a proper shake. By comparison, fruit slushies are really easy. I think it’s because fruit actually has a structure that it keeps, even through the blender.

  27. funnyman141 says:

    hey is the immovable object still in the dryer or did Biff move it with unstoppable force?

  28. KZero says:

    1) Raspberry = delicious.
    Pineapple = nasty crap. Except on pizza.

    2) the term malt reminds me of whoppers… blah. I hate those. I’m okay with the beverages though.

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  30. Humbart says:

    Blender must have broken after Biff used it to grind the meatloaf!

  31. kebertxela says:

    is it just me or does Biff look really pissed off? like he knows something will go wrong…

  32. Soltueur says:

    That is pure genius… Biff style, of course. =D

  33. Ansrit says:

    I assume the blender broke because Biff put the meatloaf there first, right?

  34. the walrus says:

    Knowing Biff he added some absurd ingredients to that, so it wont be a shake at all once it finishes. Knowing him he’ll end up with a cup of napalm or something.

  35. narwhals says:

    *facepalm* why didnt i think of this?

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