#271 – Carve

It’s funny the things we try to get away with doing while riding in cars or buses or airplanes. When I lived in Boston I used to write song lyrics while on the bus or the subway. Some of it was hilariously illegible. And seriously, why do they insist on giving us low wide cups for drinks on airplanes? We should all get sippy cups or something. Not a 2 inch tall 4 inch wide cup filled to the rim with a half can of soda and ice. You have to lift that thing to your mouth in slow motion and if there is the slightest bump half of it goes down the front of your shirt. :p

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34 thoughts on “#271 – Carve”

  1. Synchro says:

    Heeeey I got stitches from the exact same thing!

    ….Minus the spacecraft. Man Biff, you’ve really gotta lay off the cereal.

  2. Chuck says:

    You’re fine as long as you’re not accelerating.

  3. Tyler W says:

    I totally know what you mean by the airplanes with low cups. So annoying.
    Out of experience, I can say that soda in one’s lap for a multi hour flight is no fun at all.

  4. Otacon says:

    Classic.

  5. LavaBall says:

    LOL He cutted his finger,This chapter is funny 😛

  6. Elli says:

    How so? It looks painful, to me.

  7. Seraphine says:

    Biff enters the atmosphere wearing his harness
    and he looses a finger.
    Another example of defective safety equipment exposed!

  8. Kuroiten says:

    What’s that piece of chalk doing in the…oh. Ouch.

    Not as much blood as one would expect, but this is Biff we’re talking about.

  9. Darkr0nin says:

    Oh cool. Biff has a spacecraft? And he has anti grav shoes. Perhaps Biff is in some sort of space program. 😛

  10. Oddly Frozen says:

    i think Biff’s uncle lives in space and that’s why he’s always there =D

  11. Visi says:

    Don’t worry, Biff is made of plasticine, he can stick it right back on.

  12. Ela says:

    Oh my, he cut off his finger! This comic reminds me of the previous one with the couch fort. The seats almost look the same.

    (…)

  13. Madness says:

    That’s gonna leave a mark.

  14. Onde says:

    The cups are there for the purpose of amusing the flight attendents. They probably have sippy cups for themselves, and laugh over the fools who get a lap full of mountain dew.

  15. dragonbrad says:

    biff= insane monkey thingamadoobertin

  16. Sye216 says:

    Ooh, that’s gotta hurt. Why’s he woodcarving there anyway? Then again, Why am I asking?

  17. cyber95 says:

    He also cut off the buckles. Hold on tight, Biff!

  18. Shiloh says:

    I never noticed that he cut off his finger as well until I read the comments. Oh the things you learn from reading the comments. :p

  19. FinalDragoon says:

    The sippy cup idea is amazingly brilliant.

  20. Radical Edward says:

    One of the many stupid things to do during re-entry. I can imagine other stupid ideas like, serving drinks or juggling.

  21. Hm. I can even draw perfectly good pictures while riding in a bus or train or anything. It just takes a little practice.

  22. But then he hopefully isn’t going to practice THIS. Oh well… he’s Biff… so yes, probably he will…

  23. Malachite Dragon says:

    This will end in pain, blood, screamy-ness, and the insertion of a stake into a body part. x-()

  24. Barret says:

    On my last flight I sloshed Pepsi all over my pants and the seat. Luckily this was the one hour thirty minute flight, not the seven or eight hour flight before. What I want to do with soda on a plane is get some on the ground and shake it up. With the lower pressure of the plane and the high pressure of the bottle that would have to be fun!

  25. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    What cereal does Biff eat? It’s definitly not captain crunch.

    Also, i’ve never had a problem with airline cups. I just drink them like normal.

  26. anyone else notice biff is sitting on a sofa with seatbelts………. in space?

  27. Elkian says:

    I just am noticing the sharp piece of wood staring Biff in the face…..waitaminute….*bleaches brain*

  28. solar says:

    i manged to stab myself in the hand accdently with a wood chisel sitting in art class biff is incretalby brave to do it in a moving vechel let alone a spaceship
    i had to go to the er and get 5 stiches if anyone cares to know

  29. kebertxela says:

    no. no one cares

  30. Sampson says:

    I don’t lift those cups to my face, I bring my face to the cup, being trapped on a 14 hour flight with sprite down your shirt and jacket sucks.

  31. PirateBlooper says:

    I’ve found those low, wide cups to be mysteriously spill resistant. I’m not the most careful drinker at the best of times and yet I’ve never spilled anything with one of those. I’m convinced they must be magic.

  32. Ansrit says:

    Well, I’m certain a tall glass knocks over at the slightest sings of inclination, so that’s why you get cups with a low gravity center.

    Still, all I ever got in planes were those small styrofoam cups plus the can to fill it.

  33. the walrus says:

    At least he wasnt juggling airplane cups full of napalm.

  34. Tech says:

    That’s the point. You have to buy another for $5.00.

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