#237 – Sauce

Some people say that pizza cheese is hot but the real danger is the sauce. Sandwiched between an insulating layer of cheese and crust, that liquid hot magma is waiting to strike the first person brave enough to eat from a fresh pie. I don’t know how many times I have to burn my tongue on boiling pizza sauce before I will have learned my lesson.

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  1. Hunter says:

    Do I sense a recurring gag?

    Oh, and first.

  2. random guy says:

    i know what you mean…ive burnt my tounge on pizza sause before
    its still numb…..

  3. RMS says:

    i belive chris is just hungry and with a grave case of pizza craving… 4 pizza related jokes in a week, buy a pizza and get over it… dont get me wrong i am a pizza lover but… but nothing keep up the good work

  4. txm00se says:

    It would seem that someone is craving a pizza… And ya’ll yankees are crazy… There is nothing pie-like about a pizza.

    Moose

  5. Zalian says:

    It’s actually 3 so far… Biff made a lotta dough, what else is he going to do with it?
    Anyways, great work, keep them coming!

  6. Gatewalker says:

    On a pizza kick, are we Chris? Well, nothing wrong with it. Just makes me consider how many unusual uses Biff can get out of pizza, and wonder what he could do with other foods.

  7. Magdalena says:

    Pizza can do anything. I believe Chris is just informing us of it’s marvelous (Or dangerous if they’re used as shurikens) abilities.

  8. Siddnet says:

    I agree with Magdalena.
    Magma sauce. The hidden danger of pleasure.

  9. Shadow says:

    I really would not have gotten this one if I didn’t read the bottom explanation. =P

  10. me, who else would it be says:

    Pizza isn’t the worst, what is bad are the microwavable pizza bites. You heat them just a tad to long and then each bite is a concentrated shot of boiling lava.

  11. Josh says:

    Pizza makes a great oily mess in the wrong hands. You should make a comic about that!

  12. FinalDragoon says:

    Wow, I’m willing to bet the local pizzarias are making a killing off of his creativity.

  13. Well Biff must have tons of spare ‘za around after the Tbsp accident

  14. Wortcov says:

    “Pizza all day
    And every day
    This cheese ’round the clock
    Is gettin’ me blocked
    And I sure don’t care
    For irregularity”

    a boring lesson made me do it 😛

  15. Wortcov says:

    I mean I did not made it up, but I think Its fits to the pizza theme -_-;

    a cookie too the one who knows where it’s from ^^

    sorry about the spelling….will shut up now -_-

  16. Marcus Dranz says:

    Isn’t that from ‘A Pizza as Big as the Sun’?
    You know, I just had pizza, too. Fortunately for me, it was delivery, and we had to go pick it up, so an SRI was averted. A sore gut, however, wasn’t. Pretty much half of it went to me…
    Oog… My gut…

    SRI = Sauce Related Injury.

    As for that sculpture he’s making, is that scrap metal from one of his earlier foibles?

  17. sra says:

    try white pizza

    (mmm good)

  18. Wyntrë says:

    *sings along*

    Why’d you have to go and get me so constipated…

    ^^ Weird Al’s “A complicated song”. *wins a cookie*

  19. Wortcov says:

    yay, I’m not the only one in the world that loves weird al and biff

    (/_^)/

  20. Wannabeelf says:

    i don’t care for pizza bites. my boyfriend cooks huge piles of them sometimes and half of them are too hot while the other half are still frozen–which makes them not taste very good.

    the Internet is bad for Weird Al. there are a tone of parodies out there by ordinary people like you and me and most of them wind up attributed to him even though he didn’t write them.

  21. Kristen says:

    hey I love weird al and biff also:

  22. Nova Namina Riff says:

    Holy Shrapnel……More Pizza?……I did say the more Pizza the better….meh…..

  23. Reikon Ame says:

    Well I only have this to say, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it as long as pizza is funny you can use it. The more power to you.

  24. kenshin620 says:

    Well it just proves pizza is essential for living XD

    so what’s next? pizza bed? pizza house? pizza cat? pizza eyebrow wax? pizza…

    [30 minutes later]

    …pizza oven, pizza cereal, pizza on a stick, pizza cannon, pizza pipeline, pizza garden, pizza a la mode…

    [continues for awhile]

  25. Natester says:

    Chris,Chris,Chris… are you a pizza delivery guy?

  26. Chris says:

    Natester – No, I work in an office doing web design.

  27. bubles! says:

    ewwwww! your old! how do old people even find this!

  28. Natester says:

    OK, if not that, how do you think of jokes with pizza? There has to be a limit, right?

  29. Corky says:

    He’s rather brave to be handling that pizza without the proper hand an eye gear. What would happen if a stray dab of sauce were to propel itself furiously towards his massive eyebrows? That would be a disaster. And yet also hysterical.

    Forget I said anything. I would love to see Biff attacked by rogue, boiling hot tomato sauce.

  30. dragonbrad says:

    to continue with what kenshin620 was saying,pizza phone,pizza blade,pizza mat,pizza… (ten minutes later)… T.V. ,pizza drawing, i m getting a little ahead of myself,but i not gettin tirred of biffs random pizza ideas

  31. Paul says:

    Ha Ha I know why the sauce is so hot it is so it cooks the pizza now you all know their dirty dirty secret.

  32. Adam says:

    I can’t believe you guys haven’t even suggested pizza PIZZA yet! Really, a pizza made of pizzas! I am such a genius.

    Heh, okay, really, I love pizzas too, and I don’t mind what the topic is on as long as it gives a nice laugh.

  33. DMC_Run says:

    OK, next up we have Indian cuisine! Any leftover pizza-dough will be made into Poori – basically a large, hollow bubble made of bread. A Poori-bubble made as large as Biff can manage might rival a weather-balloon in size, & float away – with Biff in tow. Or it could be cut in half to make a pair of Poori-bread “igloos”. I’m sure you can find many further ways to use-up the rest of all that surplus pizza-dough.

  34. dragonbrad says:

    whodadawhatknawha

  35. Cheez says:

    Pizza. Pizza, pizza, pizza. How can you be so awesome, yet leave my tongue in such pain?

  36. Angel says:

    I just noticed that on quite a few comics: Biff’s face, even when turned to the side, is facing directly at the viewer if you only look at the black lines that make up his eyebrows, eyes, nose and mouth.
    Is that intentional? Am I making an observation that’s been made many times before? Regardless, I think it’s quite clever and really raises the artistry of the comic in my eyes. 😀

  37. Knife Knut says:

    So what does he cut up pizza with I wonder.

  38. Rachel says:

    where does he get all this pizza?

  39. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    With all that dough he made, it might be a while before he’s out of pizza.

  40. Eldarwen says:

    I think Biff might like pizza…

  41. Doctor Worm says:

    It wasn’t on pizza, but I burnt my wrist badly with pizza sauce. I brought a tupperware container of pasta with Prego on it to school for lunch and was nuking it in the school’s microwave. However, to allow heat to vent, I had the lid skewed off on purpose (perpendicular to how it would fit on the tupperware normally). However, when it was done and I reached to grab it, I botched the whole thing up and spilled piping hot pasta and sauce all over my hand. It blistered up and I still have a cool-looking scar on my wrist, which would be awesome but in this day and age you can’t tell anyone about your cool wrist-scar sans context or they’ll think you’re a cutter.

  42. Elkian says:

    Using future tense in the blog, Chris….
    You still haven’t learned?
    Once, mom made cornbread in the oven in a skillet. I see skillet coming out of the oven, but my leedle brain says – as it’s being put on a stove – : ‘Not hot.’
    Good news – I got to play video games to ‘distract me’ from my blistered pinky.

  43. KZero says:

    Y’know… that actually makes sense about the sauce. I will say however that often I have dealt with boiling cheese. Whe microwaving or when I get a REALLY fresh pizza. I swear… sometimes the cheese is hotter.

  44. jykcor says:

    the liquid magma thing goes for strawberry poptarts fresh from the toaster! mouth injuries ahoy!

  45. Tech says:

    It’s even worse when the cheese comes along for the ride. Felt like it burned my lip clean off…

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